Okay, just to make u all laugh a little here are some funnies….
A theif climbs into a priests bedroom late one night while the priest is away on holiday.
Knowing no-one is around he is being pretty noisey when suddenly someone says “Jesus is watching you!!!” Shaking his head assuming it his imagination the thief continues looking for goodies. Then the voice again says “Jesus is watching you!!!”
“Who’s there?” The theif cries out searching the room with his search light. He shines it onto a perch where a parrot is stood looking at him. “What’s your name then?” The theif asks.
“Moses.” The bird replies.
“What person would name a parrot Moses?” The theif asks.
“The same kinda person who would name his rottweiler Jesus”.
By: alex - 9th July 2003 at 14:55
Joke 2
Three bulls are sitting in a field watching the farmer pull up to the fence with a wagon carrying his latest bull.
Bull 1 – the oldest and wisest bull who studs for 50 of the farmers cows – says “No way is this guy having ANY of my cows! He goes anywhere near any of them I’ll kill him!”
Bull 2 – the second oldest who is bravest and studs for 15 of the farmers cows – replies “Me too, I’ll chase him off the field!”
Bull 3 – the youngest who only has 10 cows but is quite ambitious – adds “Who does this guy think he is anyway?”
Just then the farmer unbolts the wagon door and a giant bull who is twice the bulk of any of the others and stands twice as tall trots out. Suddenly the youngest bull gets to his feet and starts pawing the ground with his hooves. “ARE YOU MAD???” Screams the bravest bull. “He’ll eat you alive son, its not worth ten cows!” Adds the oldest bull.
“I don’t give a s*** about my cows!” replies the young fella”I’m just letting him know I’m a bull!!!”
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July 9, 2003 at 2:47 pm