Novel Airshow Static Park Photo

I’ve seen a few original static park presentations, but todays Air Cadet Grob/Tutor thingy at Newtownards must rate as one of the most most bizarre.

The aircraft (unlike the others which were secured from the public by the usual metal ‘clip-together’ fence) was already behind two strands of red and white tape (understandable due its top secret nature). But whats with the attractive semi-circle of no parking cones? And then to cap it all, 2 poor Air Cadets were seated in a symetrically pleasing but otherwise somewhat intruiging ‘guard’ position half-way along the wings.

Do I win five pounds? (BTW, I am an ex-Spacey and know what sterling work this youth movement does etc)