Oh Sh!t, we forgot the Christmas Crackers!

Sorry, we’re Americans after all…

Looked by the fireplace this evening and the tiddlywinks said, “What are those tube things?” Oh, sh!t, Mommy and Daddy forgot about the Christmas crackers that we bought last summer when Uncle Andy and Auntie Vanessa were over. Here kids, pull hard.

So, what the big deal???

Look, you get a paper crown and some little toys!

Right…Anything on television?

It’s hard being a parent these days…