Parallel Universe Battle of Britain Film

Parallel universe Battle of Britain film….

The recent Batle of Britain film remake thread led me on to a surealist take on the subject and for some reason my tortured mind ended up travelling down the following road……

We live in a parallel unverse where the Battle of Britain film has been made in a slightly different format.

eg; Battle of Britian. The Bollywood version.
Brief overview: Multi-million Rupee production concerning the endeavors of a young Indian Air Force officer, (Sqdn Ldr Dilip Canfield) to woo the apple of his eye, (Section Officer Madhur Harvey ). Harvey’s father, (Sanjiv Goering) objects to this liason and sets out on an effort to destroy Dilip Canfield by launching an all attack on his village (Bahji-Tag)
What follows is the most impressive battle scenes ever submitted to celluloid. Watch in astonishment as swarms of evil villains on black Lambretta scooters escorting hoardes of Vespacars battle our small band of white suited, medallion adorned heroes on their gleaming white vespa scooters.
Lighter moments are provided by big budget musical sequences and top notch Bollywood choreography!
Under the relentless assault from the attack, our heroes village is perilously close to being totally wiped out and things seemingly become desperate. Until, that is, for no apparent reason, the evil Sanjiv Goering turns his attack towards Dehli.
Our hero has a chance to re-group and win the day. He defeats the evil Goering, gets the girl, and they both sing and dance into the sunset….

yada, yada, yada…..you get the picture.

Or how about…The Battle of Britain. The Are You Being Served version..

eg: “Section Officer Inman!!!!……..”
“I’m Free!!…..”
Or: “I hear Mrs Slocombe’s pussy has been posted missing”

Or: A remake starring the Daleks titled: Dalek Invasion of Britain: AD1940….starring Roy Castle and Peter Cushing……I can just imagine this one;

Any other ideas out there…

I know it’s off topic….I humbly appologise for that.

Merry Christmas.
🙂 🙂