Pass it on

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Life is too short to be taken seriously, or, Let’s get it right first time as it is not a dress rehearsal. I think I learned the latter too late to benefit from the knowledge, oh well that’s life.

Always have a little fun everyday.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. :p:D:D

Haven’t you got any older ones than that Anna?:D

I’ve found that Woman are like cars, never as good as they look:diablo:

You must be looking a the wrong type then.:D
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.:D

I’ve found that Woman are like cars, never as good as they look:diablo:

Mr. Bee once had a Hillman Imp that really was as good as it looked.What can I pass on to my daughter that’s positive?She’s a bit more cynical since the boyfriend legged it .

I’ve found that Woman are like cars, never as good as they look:diablo:

Why is a woman’s work never done? Because she doesn’t do it right first time:D

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. :p:D:D

Whilst only a young ‘un (honest) the best advice I’ve heard recently is:

“Very few people go to bed disappointed that they did exercise.”

Maybe so but they might just kill themselves with the strain:)

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.:D

Why is a woman’s work never done? Because she doesn’t do it right first time:D

Well behaved women rarely make history.;)

Mother Teresa???

Whilst only a young ‘un (honest) the best advice I’ve heard recently is:

“Very few people go to bed disappointed that they did exercise.”

Mike would you like a bigger shovel so you can dig a deeper hole for yourself???

No thanks mate I’m enjoying taking my time with the one I’ve got.:D

Great, we now have 2 chat room threads! :rolleyes:

Paul

Shouldn’t have put up that last post – too much like Showing Off .But I do love it .

Nothing lasts forever – enjoy what you’ve got while you can

How right you are.That’s why I’m so glad I got my bus pass and my first ever tatoo on the same day.You’re a long time dead,after all .

Nothing lasts forever – enjoy what you’ve got while you can

To paraphrase a film I can’t remember: “Chance favours the prepared mind.”

You mean there is such a thing? I thought they were the stuff of Urban Myths:D:diablo:

Mike would you like a bigger shovel so you can dig a deeper hole for yourself???