Researchers have discovered a new element – the heaviest known to science. It is called Governmentium (symbol Gv) it has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons. giving it an atomic mass 0f 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called pillox.
Since Governmentium has no electrons detected, it is inert and impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a re-action that would normally take less than a second but can take four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half life of 2 – 6 years. It does not decay but, instead undergoes a re-organisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons change places. In fact, Governmentiums mass will actually increase over time since each re-organisation will cause more morons to become neutrons thus forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with taxpyers cash, Governentium becomes Adminiistratium (Ad) an element that radiates as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many pillox but twice as many morons.
By: trumper - 21st February 2014 at 18:59
Can it be neutralised or chemically altered into —– anything really, as it has to be better than Governmentium 🙂 or better summed up as
L ousy I nept Anally R etentive Scum
By: charliehunt - 21st February 2014 at 17:07
Very interesting discovery. Do scientists understand how widespread it is? Is it too early to determine if it can used constructively to help mankind?
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February 21, 2014 at 4:56 pm