Pic of the day- caption contest

Captain to F/O: I think we had a tail strike on take off

(lol) I thought it was t*ts that got you in trouble Wys ? Go on, go on , go on. 😀

I was going to make some smartarse comment about Ryanair and a**holes but I’ll only get in trouble again so I won’t.

Lo co Airline now serves beans and curries on its menu..
Major air conditioning is provided..

Lo co airline listens to its passengers reference present heat wave…

At Ryanair, you don’t have to queue to use the toilet.

Low cost — you get what you pay for! :p

“Lo-co gives passengers best oppurtunity to get rid of wives and mother-in-laws”

Ryanair’s new innovative idea on not paying airport taxes…

Captain to pax: “Can anyone point me the way to Hahn, it’s so small it ain’t on the map!”

Hilda Ogden airlines installs scenic “muriel” for passenger benefit.

Or…

World’s biggest PTV now available !

Or… New Irish lo-co, FreshAer demonstrates the inspiration behind it’s naming.

Or…”Excuse me darling, I’m just popping to the looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!”

Passengers soon regretted asking for a ‘window seat’ when they were sucked out of the aircraft!

or ….Ryanair have done away with the rear galley after axing their expensive snack service.

“What do u mean you thought the plane was supposed to land before you disembark”

Ryan air have taken bad comments about the airline to heart and have installed a new feature to aircraft. Passengers who dont like the airline or slag it off mid flight will be forced to use the back door…. parachutes not included!

Sorry thats the best I could come up with.:rolleyes:

to continue the thread this is what happens when you buy a flat pack kit from from MFI

IKEA’s first attempt at entering the airplane business.

Hatches and harness on and Secure
Instruments…Legiable and Servicable
Flight controls fulll and free….. Remark:they were a bit loose
Trims….set for takeoff
etc
Master switch on, circuit breakers in
Mixture to rich
Throttle open to start/ 1/4 inch
Fuel pump on check then off
Prime
Mags to start

5mins later

Shorts customer service how can we help you?
1st Officer – well im having a little difficulty starting my aircraft

“I know they said I’d be travelling ‘coach’ but this is bloody ridiculous.”

Or….

Shorts new stealth bomber. The cleverly considered option of building the aircraft without wings dramatically reduces the radar signature of the aircraft to all but the most sophisticated radar systems.

Or….

The new ‘piggyback’ version of the Shorts is flown across the Atlantic slung underneath a 747 before being dropped to continue its journey to destinations not served by larger aircraft. Cuts down on transfers as passengers never have to leave their seats.

Regards,

kev35

“Batteries not included.”

I swear we were only gone five minutes at the most.

Osama 1:D