A plane was about to crash and there were five people onboard and only four parachutes. The first person said, I am Roy keane,the greatest footballer in Ireland.I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so i think i should be saved.*
The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and of he went. The second person said im Tony Blair,politician who can really help my country and i think i should be saved.*The others said “OK” and gave him a parachute.
The third person said i am David Beckham,captain of the English national squad.I have a wife and two sons.Everyone knows i am a really nice guy and everyone thinks i am stupid,but i’m not,so i’m taking a parachute and of he went.
There werw two folk left,the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl.
The Pope said,”Child i am old and frail and have lived my life while you are young with everything before you.You take the parachute i will stay with the aircraft and take my chance.*
“It’s OK,” said the little girl,There are still two parachutes.David Beckham picked up my school bag.”
By: BDPversion1 - 21st May 2003 at 17:10
LOL!:p :p :p :p :p :p 😀 😀
By: greekdude1 - 20th May 2003 at 00:00
I’ve never heard it, good one!
By: KabirT - 19th May 2003 at 17:20
ya…a very old joke thou.
By: A330Crazy - 19th May 2003 at 16:18
lol!!!!!!!!!! :D:p:p:p good one!
By: Hand87_5 - 19th May 2003 at 13:25
I knew it in French with other caracters , but it’s still funny and nice to have it in English 🙂
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