Pop star in plane scare.

…and presumably, anywhere “outside London” is seen by the rest of the world as a barren desert, totally devoid of any humanity….

Nooooo. That’s just anywhere north of Stafford.

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kev35

Forced to land “outside of London” Eh?

Well, that narrows it down to about 99.9997% of the planets surface, or to about 90% of the UK landmass then, guess his pilots must have been spoilt for choice as they no doubt “heroically battled the violently shaking craft as it plunged headlong towards the ground” 😀

…and presumably, anywhere “outside London” is seen by the rest of the world as a barren desert, totally devoid of any humanity….

Poor old Enrique, fancy having to land beyond the bounds of civilisation…’spose he had to pay for a taxi to get him back to the safety of the capital, and no doubt had to call on umpteen personal assistants, flunkies and therapists or ego-massagers in order to calm his shattered nerves and mop his fevered brow after such a shocking incident.

Lucky it was a “survivable” incident then 😀 😀 😀

Gawd help us!

Of course, some might cry “publicity stunt”, but not me, oh no sir.

Oh Dear, our Enrique again. I am sure he was on his dad´s Gulfstream. No surprise about it, always creating news. Some of them, not always true. :diablo:

Don’t worry, I’m not an Enrique fan!:p

Newforest, I must say I’m a little concerned about what you read 😀

Landed “outside of London”?

Must have been a RyanAir flight to London, then! :diablo:

This whole new-fangled flying malarkey is clearly dangerous and must stop immediately. As Benny Hill once said, “If God had meant us to fly, he would have given us the tickets”

“The plane was forced to land outside of London”

The children, will someone please think of the children!! Ooooh the humanity!

“The plane was forced to land outside of London”

Oh, the horror! The HORROR! 😮

“The plane was forced to land outside of London”

Did BA write that article ? ;):D