Okay, we’ve all done it….now come on admit it u’ve used a chat-up line that sounded great when u thought of it, then made u look like a tw*t when u used it.
Mine:
Me – “Did it hurt?”
Girl – “Eh?”
Me – “When u fell from heaven, ur an angel right?”
What was I thinking, I got her to laugh though 🙂
By: steve rowell - 24th January 2004 at 02:24
“Crikey” blow me if i haven’t met you before
By: Moggy C - 19th January 2004 at 13:41
I once turned to a girl I didn’t know, but who was suffering an attack of the hiccups….
“Do you want to put your head between my knees?”
Didn’t work 🙁
Moggy
By: Flood - 18th January 2004 at 22:20
Can you get anoraks cheaper by the pair?:eek:
Flood.
By: Kenneth - 17th January 2004 at 22:17
I saw a program on TV the other day about aircraft spotters, and it was mostly about a spotter couple (!). They described how they met – on the viewing terrace of an international airport :p – and it got more serious after one them proposed to the other that they should combine their slide collections…. :p :p
By: HURRICANE 477 - 17th January 2004 at 16:52
Pretending to light a cigerrate when you don’t even smoke and then have to follow it through pathetically, try not to breathe in.
“Gee, have you got a light, i’m all out”
“Sure”
“cough, splutter.
Something like that anyway.
By: alex - 17th January 2004 at 14:04
How about:
“It ain’t gonna suck itself”
Before u say it’ll never work, Kim fell for it (well actually she kinda knelt down….but anyway) she burst out laughing and got me a drink for my bravery!!! :p
By: Ren Frew - 17th January 2004 at 14:04
Ah… the old ones are the best.
This face is leaving in five minutes, be on it…
Do you like jewellry pet ? etc etc.
So your old man runs a brewery eh.. ?
By: brenmcc1 - 17th January 2004 at 13:53
😀 HE HE 😀
By: Flood - 16th January 2004 at 23:12
Originally posted by brenmcc1
[B]”nice clothes”“thanx”
“they would look better on my bedroom floor”
SLAP! [/B]:D 😀 😀
Flood.
By: brenmcc1 - 16th January 2004 at 20:38
“nice clothes”
“thanx”
“they would look better on my bedroom floor”
By: ageorge - 16th January 2004 at 18:48
Originally posted by Flood
While she laughs with her eyes of reality?:D 😀 😀Flood.
Arf arf 😀 😀 😀
By: Flood - 16th January 2004 at 18:26
While she laughs with her eyes of reality?:D 😀 😀
Flood.
By: ageorge - 16th January 2004 at 18:20
Would you like poked with my Sword of Desire or thumped by my Truncheon of Luuurve 😀
By: Flood - 16th January 2004 at 17:10
Originally posted by Snapper
I’ve PM’d you Flood – this is a family forum, after all.
Sorry – don’t get it!
What was the copper laughing at?:confused:
She didn’t completely swallow your chat up line?:confused:
What about her sister?:confused:
She didn’t see the cow sheds?:confused:
Why did she want to pay you?:confused:
Why should a goat react like that?:confused:
😉
Flood.
By: Snapper - 16th January 2004 at 16:29
I’ve PM’d you Flood – this is a family forum, after all.
By: Ashley - 16th January 2004 at 16:05
Originally posted by Ashley
For a minute then I thought that said goat not coat…;)
Quite right Nermal…my apologies 😉
By: Flood - 16th January 2004 at 15:59
Originally posted by Snapper
Wrecked my black combats, they were never the same again.
Why?
Flood.
By: Nermal - 16th January 2004 at 09:19
Originally posted by Ashley
For a minute then I thought that said goat not coat…;)
😡[Indignant smilie]I’m not Snapper!:mad: – Nermal
By: Ashley - 16th January 2004 at 08:40
Originally posted by Nermal
Only tried it once – and it worked!
“Get your coat – you’ve pulled!”
Lasted nearly a month.
For a minute then I thought that said goat not coat…;)
By: steve rowell - 16th January 2004 at 04:00
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No
Can i?
Do you know the difference between my D*ck and a chicken leg?
No
Good lets go on a picnic!!!
Excuse me, have i f*cked you yet?
F*ck me if i’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Your face or mine!!!
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