Punter calls council to complain about prostitute who refused to have sex with him
A frustrated punter contacted Trading Standards to complain about a prostitute who refused to have sex with him.
The unnamed man, from north London, emailed Harrow Council after being rejected by an eastern European sex worker at a brothel in the borough.
‘The gentleman seemed very aggrieved. He told us he believed he had been refused and was angry about the fact. He insisted that prostitutes shouldn’t be able to behave like that,’ a council source told getwestlondon.co.uk.
‘The man said he had travelled from a neighbouring borough in north London so was obviously a bit upset by his wasted trip. He filled in the form pretty seriously and gave us his contact details.’
It is understood that the brothel in question has since been closed down.
Susan Hall, a Conservative councillor, commented: ‘Prostitution may be the oldest profession in the world, but a complaint of this sort is a new one on us. The trading standards manual doesn’t really cover it.
‘I would like the gentleman involved to visit Harrow again, but perhaps this time he could enjoy some of our more wholesome pursuits – like our wonderful open parks, leisure centres and historic churches.’
And there’s more!
Hello, 999? A prostitute I’ve called for sex is ugly
A peeved punter was so upset when the prostitute he ordered did not match his expectations, he rang 999 to complain to police.
The shameless customer bluntly told the working girl she was not the Pretty Woman he’d been hoping for when she turned up to meet him outside a hotel.
When she responded by angrily grabbing his car keys, he reported her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act.
Stunned emergency operators listened as he bitterly complained she had misled him about her appearance – when it was he who had broken the law by soliciting for sex.
‘It was unbelievable,’ said Sgt Jerome Moran. ‘He believed he had done nothing wrong and that the woman should have been investigated by police for misrepresentation.’
The unnamed man called 999 in Solihull on Tuesday night after the woman took the keys, ran away from his car and threw them back at him.
The female officer who spoke to him hung up after he launched into his bizarre complaint.
But Sgt Moran later phoned him back to give him some words of advice.
Still not chastened, the angry caller threatened to come down to the station to debate the matter further.
He refused to give his name and never turned up but officers have sent him a letter after managing to identify him.
In an unusual step, they have released the tape of his initial call to ‘highlight regular abuse’ of the 999 number.
In the recording, the man says the prostitute ‘got her knickers in a twist’ when he backed out of their deal. He adds: ‘Beforehand I have asked for a description of her – give me an honest description otherwise when I get there I’m not going to use your services.
‘She’s mis-described and misrepresented herself totally.
‘She was angry – she thinks I owe her a living or something.’
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/13/hello-999-a-prostitute-ive-called-for-sex-is-ugly-3840836/
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March 9, 2014 at 6:37 pm