April 3, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Hey,
I saw this on the front page of the newspaper over here in Dubai, so I though I’d share with you guys.

Cheers,
Sam
By: J Boyle - 6th April 2007 at 21:42
For the sake of accuracy Northwest Airlines must also be mentioned. :diablo:
By: gatwickjosh - 6th April 2007 at 20:15
hehe sound like a new sequel to that tv show around a while back “…….. from hell” . This one would be “Cabin crew from hell – Starring some ryanair freeks and another guy” :D:D:D
By: Rickt - 6th April 2007 at 03:09
sounds about right…. The other week i got that from only asking for a bottle of water!! only Joking.. but it felt like i was asking an unknown question and felt like.. how dare you ask!! the reply was.. “the drink tolley will be on its way shortly”………………………….. so i waited.. didnt dare to distube the crew…
RiCKT
By: Dantheman77 - 4th April 2007 at 10:24
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?”
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:”Love to fly and it shows?” She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: “Damn, she doesn’t work for Delta.”
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “Something special in the air?” She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as Silk.” This time the woman turned on him “What the ******* do you want?”
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said “Ahhhhh, RyanAir!”
By: MontyP - 3rd April 2007 at 18:50
Very interesting theory:cool:
By: lukeylad - 3rd April 2007 at 14:55
Cabin crew are only phycos after a flight when they meet a vodka and coke :diablo:
By: Ren Frew - 3rd April 2007 at 14:25
I’ve met a few psychos on Ryanair flights… (lol):diablo: