Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellry applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as romance 9.5 and personal attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0 and TAB 3.0.
And now conversation 8.0 no longer runs and housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Help.
Desperate.
From: Tech Support
To: Desperate
First keep in mind; boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C: I thought you loved me and download tears 6.2 to install guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, husband 1.0 should then automatically run jewellery 2.0 and flowers 3.5.
A word of caution that overuse can cause husband 11.0 to default to grumpy silence 2.5, happy hour 7.0 or beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create snoring loudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install mother-in law 1.0 or reinstall another boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash husband 1.0.
In summary, husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend hot food 3.0 and lingerie 6.9.
Good luck,
Tech Support.
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By: dcfly - 13th December 2002 at 17:54
RE: REINSTALLING LOVE.COM
Yep, thats the one
Dave
By: Domin - 13th December 2002 at 17:31
RE: REINSTALLING LOVE.COM
A friend is having trouble with his system. Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he’d used for years without trouble.
However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems. The only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off. But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hard-drive and can not be deleted, they then resurface months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter. Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself. The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new attachments – Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every other week. It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can’t be turned off. Recently he’s been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
By: dcfly - 13th December 2002 at 09:13
RE: REINSTALLING LOVE.COM
There is a male version of this kicking around somewhere.
Dave
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December 13, 2002 at 6:05 am