Santa and Satan

Have you ever noticed that you never see them together in the same room? It got me to thinking that they may actually be the same person, here is the evidence.

1) They use the same letters to spell their name, only slightly reaarranged.

2) They both dress predominately in red.

3) They both know if you have been bad or good.

4) They both divert your attention from the true meaning of religious holidays.

5) They both rely upon assistants to handle the detail work.

6) They both reward greed and desire.

I am not a conspiracy person, but I think there are just too many coincidences to over look.