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Severed head causes Severe embarassment at US customs.

A certain Ms Severe has been arrested whilst trying to secrete a severed “voodoo” head in her luggage through Florida’s Fort Lauderdale airport. 😮

You couldn’t make this stuff up… 😀

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4703328.stm

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By: rockran - 13th February 2006 at 08:46

see now you’ve given him a headache

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By: steve rowell - 13th February 2006 at 03:42

You’re right Steve, I should have quit while I was a
head… :rolleyes:

I thought you’d be heading off to bed by now Allen………see what you’ve done to me!!

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By: Ren Frew - 12th February 2006 at 19:36

Further information has come forth:

“A US customs spokesperson has admitted that they’d never have known the head was there, were it not for the fact the handles on Ms Severe’s luggage suddenly failed, causing the bag to fall to the floor, and for the head to be unceremoniously tipped onto the concourse.

The CEO of the company who made the luxury baggage has promised Ms Severe a full inquiry into the failure promising “heads will roll”. 😀

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By: Mr Creosote - 12th February 2006 at 19:26

Or maybe it was intended as a gift for someone. I’ve heard some American expression about women “Giving Head…” (Sorry)

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By: Deano - 12th February 2006 at 12:42

She should have stowed it near the rear pressure bulkhead 😀 she may have got away with it 😉

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By: tenthije - 12th February 2006 at 12:08

Steve, just lighten up a bit. Certainly it is rather tragic that someone has been travelling with a death head, but what kind of reaction did you expect? A story like this is hard to take seriously.

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By: skycruiser - 12th February 2006 at 11:18

guys,

I am laughing my head off at these.

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By: GASYD - 12th February 2006 at 10:25

RE: Severed head causes Severe embarassment at US customs.

I presume the Customs people drew a line over taking the head on board, hence it becoming a “Headline”….. Sorry!

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By: Deano - 12th February 2006 at 09:01

if you get any more information don’t forget to give us the heads up on it :p

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By: steve rowell - 12th February 2006 at 04:53

Oh “please” stop before i cut my wrists

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By: rockran - 12th February 2006 at 04:46

I’m just happy she wasn’t headed my way

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By: Ren Frew - 12th February 2006 at 02:47

I don’t know whats worse, carrying a head on an aircraft or these terrible “one liners”

You’re right Steve, I should have quit while I was a head… :rolleyes:

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By: steve rowell - 11th February 2006 at 22:45

I don’t know whats worse, carrying a head on an aircraft or these terrible “one liners”

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By: KabirT - 11th February 2006 at 20:45

thats….. ummmm….. :confused:

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By: Michael_Mcr - 11th February 2006 at 19:33

If succesfull in getting it aboard as hand luggage, Do you think she would have held it aloft for a laugh to mess up the final head-count prior to door closing……??? 🙂

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By: Mr Creosote - 11th February 2006 at 18:25

Must have caused quite a commotion, but as someone said “If you can keep your head when all about you are losing their’s…”

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By: tenthije - 11th February 2006 at 16:15

Was she deadheading?

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By: Matt K - 11th February 2006 at 16:01

Only one word can describe that!!…. Disgusting!

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By: symon - 11th February 2006 at 15:23

so…..they only allow hand luggage, not head luggage? :p

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By: bmi-star - 11th February 2006 at 13:36

Only in America! :p

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