“A man of 21 with learning disabilities has been granted taxpayers’ money to fly to Amsterdam and have sex with a prostitute.”
“He’s planning to do more than just have his end away,” explained his social worker. “Refusing to offer him this service would be a violation of his human rights.”
Since I contracted viral encephilytus in the Army, my memory has been abysmal at time, I have lernin difficulties trying to remember fings. Where do I apply for this service? :diablo:
By: Scott Marlee - 18th August 2011 at 10:36
being as Nashio966 was using the forum as a dating site a while back this does show that there may be government help for him in his search for luuuurve,:diablo:
so me, Baz, Scott Marlee and others can rest easy…… :rolleyes:
Phew, i was getting tired of always having to watch my back 😀
did you ever get that date Ben? ya no, the one you were trying for on here 😀
what was his name, lit..lir..lip..lin..linc….i cant remember now 🙁
By: nJayM - 17th August 2011 at 23:51
New thread on Civil Aviation “Schipol now part of Red Light District”
New thread on Civil Aviation “Schipol now part of Red Light District”
http://forum.keypublishing.com/showthread.php?p=1789127#post1789127
Flourishing red light district at Schiphol
“The transit area at Schiphol is said to be a flourishing prostitute area. Polish prostitutes arrive with cheap flight tickets at Schiphol, and meet their customers in toilets or airside hotelrooms.
There are two hotels airside. During the day they offer low fares. The idea behind them is to offer transit passengers a place to take a quick nap or shower after a long and tiring flight. “But of course you can also take part in other activities” a Schiphol employee is quoted in the Telegraaf….”
This may solve all the issues in this thread, neutral ground, Polish Hookers – day ticket on KLM City Hopper for good measure.:rolleyes:
By: J Boyle - 15th August 2011 at 19:40
I’m surprised no one has made a comment about not employing a UK woman…to keep the currency in the country. 😀
Social worker must have a vested interest – road testing goods & services and drawing up the approved short list:rolleyes:
Which prompts the question…
Wonder if they’ll ask for a sales receipt?
Or perhaps just a video for proof of “services rendered”?
By: nJayM - 15th August 2011 at 00:28
Social worker must have a vested interest – road testing goods & services
“He’s planning to do more than just have his end away,” explained his social worker. “Refusing to offer him this service would be a violation of his human rights.”
Social worker must have a vested interest – road testing goods & services and drawing up the approved short list:rolleyes:
By: nJayM - 15th August 2011 at 00:00
They could have consulted this old trout
They could have consulted this old trout of infame (I am sure she could have thrown in a Council address or two to indicate local services).:rolleyes:
http://www.cynthia-payne.co.uk/
“After Dinner Speaking Engagements
The House of Commons, Chamber of Commerce, and Wenthworth Golf Club are just some of my recent speaking engagement venues. I have also addressed Women in Property, and spoken in Dubai Country Club, Dubai. If you want to give your audience a good laugh and something different, you should book me.
I must emphasise that my talks involve no crudity of any nature. My unique style of delivery has my audiences enraptured with tasteful stories of the infamous police raids on my home. My stories are a light hearted look at my life, including the question and answer session. They last for one hour, culiminating in a lively question and answer session.”
By: Grey Area - 14th August 2011 at 23:08
I do try :diablo:
Yes, no-one can deny that you’re trying. 😀
By: TonyT - 14th August 2011 at 22:23
Surely at the next council meeting they could toss it around the room and see what comes up……
Local Government is full, so surely they could of pulled something together.
By: spitfireman - 14th August 2011 at 22:23
What’s wrong with our prostitutes?
If a governmental department is saying its ok to use foreign hookers to satisfy the needs of this man, then why are they not legalising it in this country?
At least then the government could control it better, receive tax and get an official receipt for their expense claims.
By: Mr Creosote - 14th August 2011 at 22:02
In this era of cutbacks there must be a cheaper way around this. Maybe some young liberal-minded social worker could lend him a hand… :diablo:
By: Nashio966 - 14th August 2011 at 20:11
Truly a shaft of shining wit….. :p
I do try :diablo:
By: Sky High - 14th August 2011 at 19:53
This is a veeeeery old story!!:rolleyes:
By: Grey Area - 14th August 2011 at 19:13
21 Year Old Granted Taxpayers Money For Prostitution, Click To Read More
😀
Truly a shaft of shining wit….. :p
By: red devil - 14th August 2011 at 18:47
You have to be pulling my leg… are you serious?! 😡
Its true. Original story came from an author, cant recall right now as I am at work but was called The New Britannia. I have heard of a lot worse things being allowed on the state, like a court awarding 2 weeks holiday in Jamaica for an offender, to ‘give him time to reflect’ !!!
By: Nashio966 - 14th August 2011 at 18:37
oh Jon, you tease 😉 I wonder if you told your current flame about that time we spent together behind the toolshed at coventry.
You were oh so gentle 🙁 I miss you’re soft hands…
:diablo:
By: BSG-75 - 14th August 2011 at 18:12
being as Nashio966 was using the forum as a dating site a while back this does show that there may be government help for him in his search for luuuurve,:diablo:
so me, Baz, Scott Marlee and others can rest easy…… :rolleyes:
By: Nashio966 - 14th August 2011 at 17:53
21 Year Old Granted Taxpayers Money For Prostitution, Click To Read More
😀
By: LightningMk6 - 14th August 2011 at 17:50
Human rights, applicable only when it suits the Lawers, funny how we have waived human rights a tad during the London Riots, selective human rights methinks.
Bottom line, human rights is applicable to humans, not riotous Neanderthals.
By: Grey Area - 14th August 2011 at 17:00
Is there a source for this story? It smacks a bit of urban myth to me.
By: J Boyle - 14th August 2011 at 16:58
The welfare state gone perhaps a bit too far? 😀
By: Griffhawk - 14th August 2011 at 16:43
You have to be pulling my leg… are you serious?! 😡
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