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It seems that we have our fair share of idiots in Sweden – reports tonight that a high speed train from Malmö to Stockholm struck a snowman that had been built in the centre of the track. Unfortunately it had been stuffed with stones, which damaged the automatic braking system under the carriages. This meant the train could only proceed further at a maximum speed of 80 km/h, delaying its arrival in Stockholm by an hour and a half.
Police are investigating the incident as sabotage.
I hope they catch the culprits and lock them up for rather more than an hour and a half!

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By: Norman D Lands - 11th January 2008 at 08:01

Thats pretty smart.

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By: geedee - 10th January 2008 at 21:57

Snowman on the rails ?…..you need this baby !
http://www.flixxy.com/snow-plowing-train.htm?a=1

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By: Flying-A - 10th January 2008 at 04:44

The snowman vandals must come from a farflung clan. In Canada, southern Ontario was plagued by a series of such incidents in the 1990s. In one case, a cinderblock was suspended on a rope from a road bridge so that it dangled at the height of a locomotive windshield. Fortunately, the first train to encounter it was able to stop in time.

The worst such case happened on November 20, 1994, near Brighton when a diesel-powered Via Rail LRC high speed passenger train ran over a rail that had been placed on the tracks. The rail punctured the locomotive’s fuel tank and broke some electrical cables. The arcing ignited the fuel and the resulting fire destroyed the locomotive and two cars. No reported fatalties, but many injuries.

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By: Papa Lima - 9th January 2008 at 14:53

I plead guilty to putting (old) pennies on the rail, 50 years ago, on the shed tracks at the north end of Grantham station, but I was probably more a danger to myself than anyone else!

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By: Pete Truman - 9th January 2008 at 14:49

I feel guilty now, it was a very small snowman, we wouldn’t have wanted to hurt our pals on the footplate and Victorian designed 4F’s clonking along at 20mph weren’t likely to suffer much damage in comparison to a modern high speed Swedish train and we certainly didn’t fill it full of stones.
Has any body else got any terrible tales to tell, I witnessed some stupid acts by other people but apart from pennies on the level crossing and once a maggot ridden pheasant, not guilty m’lud, or do toilet rolls attached to carriage handles count, they didn’t half go back a long way, depending on the speed of the train.

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By: Norman D Lands - 7th January 2008 at 22:13

😉

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By: Papa Lima - 7th January 2008 at 20:54

Something like 10,000 Megajoules, equivalent to 2,800 kWh, I think! (assuming 500 tonnes of train travelling at 200 km/h)

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By: Norman D Lands - 7th January 2008 at 20:43

moving at speed v, KE = (1/2)mv^2 (in consistent units.) :p

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By: Papa Lima - 7th January 2008 at 16:15

Normal speed for the X2000 is 200 km/h (120 mph), as there is no special track for it, so the tilting feature comes into a lot of use! Otherwise I guess it could go up to 300 km/h, like the one in Italy that I travelled on many years ago. That’s a lot of kinetic energy!

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By: PMN - 7th January 2008 at 16:04

After that, the footplate crew used to build up a pile of snowballs in the cab, reduce speed and give us a bloody good battle, can you imagine that happening now without either side being arrested.
Good fun, weren’t the old days full of real pleasure.

Having been on the footplate of a good few steam locos in service (on preserved lines, of course) I know where I’d rather be if I’m having a snowball fight, and it isn’t the place that doesn’t have a nice roaring white hot fire to dry yourself out!

The front of the train in Sweden must have been in a mess. I caught the train from Copenhagen through Malmo and up to Halmstad a couple of months ago and they don’t hang around!

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By: Pete Truman - 7th January 2008 at 15:00

Well…..
In the old days, and I mean the 60’s here, we used to have a freight come past our bridge every day, for those of you keen types, it was always pulled by an ex LMS 4 Freight steam loco with a nutty crew who used to spray us with hot water from the boiler.
One day we decided to get even and built a snowman on the bridge, when the train arrived we pushed it off the bridge and by coincidence, it went straight down the funnel, must have been during the winter of 63.
After that, the footplate crew used to build up a pile of snowballs in the cab, reduce speed and give us a bloody good battle, can you imagine that happening now without either side being arrested.
Good fun, weren’t the old days full of real pleasure.

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By: Ren Frew - 6th January 2008 at 22:26

I must admit, when I saw the title of the thread I wondered if he did it by waving his arms or just by shouting ” I DEMAND THAT YOU SLOW DOWN!”

Of course once I read PL’s post I realised none of the above were the case.

Right that’s enough of the bad jokes from me too…

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