Get a load of this,
PIA-Please Inform Allah
Air India(AI)- Already Informed.
Sabena-Such a bloody experience never again
SAS-Same As Sabena and Sex and Satisfaction
Alitalia-Always Late In TakeOff Always Late In Arrival.
Indian Airlines-Inshah Allah(God Save Us)
Funny eh!!:-)
By: catchthebird - 14th June 2001 at 20:01
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
in september 1982 a spantax plane had crashed, and a short time
later i heard this joke at frankfurt airport:
do you know why spantax passengers have to wear track suits
during the flight?
because they are layed out in gyms.
regards
By: Geforce - 3rd June 2001 at 17:43
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
Sam go and jerk off, you pathetic low-life
I can’t help you were abused by your own father … but for you it was a GAY experience (and I do know english if that’s what you’re gonna say)
When you are attacked by eight bogeys, the only question to ask is “Which one do I attack first?”
When Sam is attacked by eight bogeys, the only question to ask is “Which one will abuse him first”
Geforce – “Always remember: the aircraft you are flying is most probably built by the lowest bidder.”
By: Geforce - 3rd June 2001 at 17:39
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
Sabena – translated from dutch
seks aan boord en niets anders – sex on board and nothing else
Geforce – “Always remember: the aircraft you are flying is most probably built by the lowest bidder.”
By: spcooper - 1st June 2001 at 20:52
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
ADC Airlines=All Dead Careers airlines
Aero Carribean=Aero Ribbon
Aer Lingus=Aer Ping-us
Aerosur=Aerodur
Casino Express=Casino Distress
Challenge Air Cargo=absolute CAC
Druk Air=Drunk Air
Dragonair=Dragem`air
EVA Air=EVery Aircraft Airborne Is Rolled
Eurofly=Eurodie
LAPA=Lay Alone, Passengers Alone
Malev=Mickeys Are Left EVerywhere
PIA=Pick In Air
SAM Columbia=Sick As Muk Columbia
TAM=The Aircraft Makers
Uni Air=Tunic Air
VASP=eVry Air Sickness Pays
Regards,
Scott
P.S. Sorry if these are crap:)
By: V1 - 31st May 2001 at 23:59
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
LAST EDITED ON 01-06-01 AT 00:00Â AM (GMT)[p]You guys may have heard this one already, but here goes…
Frankfurt Main airport, 1977
Tower: Speedbird 1902, turn left off runway and follow taxiway echo
BA pilot: Roger Frankfurt tower
Tower: Speedbird 1902, you are taxying very slowly, do you require assistance?
BA pilot: Negative tower, we have taxiway echo now, thank you
(Tower instructs an LH flight and notices BA Trident is still taxing slowly and now on wrong taxiway)
Tower (now quite cross): SPEEDBIRD 1902, YOU ARE ON ZE WRONG TAXIWAY, HAVE YOU NOT BEEN TO FRANKFURT BEFORE?????
BA pilot (very calm): Yes, in 1944, but I didn’t stop
Sorry if it is crap…
By: Monarch321 - 31st May 2001 at 19:28
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
I thought id add some from our very own JMC:
Just More Crap
Just Might Crash
And for those of you who remember Caledonian:
Just Murdered Caledonian.
🙂
By: Arabella-Cox - 29th May 2001 at 16:43
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
I thought PIA was “Pain in the Ass”
By: frankvw - 28th May 2001 at 19:45
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
Just try this:
[http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/1273/airnicks.html]
There are some other jokes…
Some examples?? Here you got:
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.)
Better On A Camel
British Overdue Airways Corporation
OR:
BWIA (British West Indies Airways)
Britain’s Worst Investment Anywhere
Better Walk If you’re Able
But Will I Arrive?
And… to link a site, just place its URL between brackets
Frank
By: KabirT - 28th May 2001 at 16:49
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
sorry fr this one, but found this one just too funny,
Lufthansa-Let Us **** The Hostess As There Is No Other Sport Around.
By: keltic - 28th May 2001 at 16:20
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
ETOPS
Engine Trouble Or Passengers Swimming
By: Saab 2000 - 28th May 2001 at 14:01
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
BobbyB, like you i found these jokes funnny,so i looked them up and found them at www.ludicrous.net/jokes/acronyms/ there are some really funny ones!
regards saab 2000
Can anyone tell me how to establish a link.thanks
By: BobbyB - 28th May 2001 at 13:10
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
Where did you get thses Kabir? I wanna check them out on a website if i can find it, or you know it;-) They are pretty funny!!
Sam, you suck ass.
By: KabirT - 28th May 2001 at 05:16
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
So Sam, back again to ur normal self eh.
By: serendib - 28th May 2001 at 03:57
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
Kabir,
Sorry to say your jokes sucks A S S!! Where you abused as a child?
Sam.
When you are attacked by eight bogeys, the only question to ask is “Which one do I attack first?”
By: tim360 - 27th May 2001 at 17:48
RE: Some Laughs!!!!!
i have got some more: AA-Abort!!abort!! Alitalia- airline in tokyo,luggage in amsterdam BA-Bloody awful Delta-Doesn’t even/ever leave the airport Liat-lost in antigua and trinidad SIA-sex in the air these jokes are great!!!
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