Some light hearted fun..Acronyms for International Airlines

Emirates

English
Managed
Indian
Run
Arabs
Taking
Enormous
Salaries

Chris

ALITALIA = Airline Linking Italian Travellers And Largely In Arrears

THOMAS COOK = The Historical Old Man And Son Championing Overseas Outlooks Kinetically

Ryanair.com- Recommended? You are not as intelligent, right? Come on, man!

LOGANAIR = Lovely Old Glasgow Airline Navigating Amazing Islands Regularly. 😀

AER LINGUS = A European Regional Linking International Nomad Gaels Using Shannon :p

QANTAS = Quaint Antipodean Network Taking Aussies Somewhere :rolleyes:

DELTA = Donning Exciting Liveries Through America

IBERIA = Interesting Buses Extending Range Into Argentina

ZOOM = Zapping Out Over Montreal

CONTINENTAL = Cruising Over National Territories In Expectation No Europeans Need To Applaud Loudly.

BUZZ = Buy Us Zinedine Zidane

RYANAIR= Really You All Need An Inspection Recall

MALEV = Many Airlines Lack Enough Velocity

AEROFLOT = Another European Regional Operator From Land Of Trotsky

VOLAR = Vain Officitious Latinos Arranging Rendezvous

EASY JET = Entertaining Airline See Yummy Jane’s Exciting Telly

KLM = Klondykers Leaving Maastricht

SAS Such A S***

Boeing Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens

I know its not airlines, but I like some of the names some of the MyTravel fleet have.

G-PIDS – Passengers In Deep s**t
G-JALC – Just a load of crap
G-TDTW – Too Delayed To Work.

VIRGIN – Viagra is recommended, great in Nigeria

MY TRAVEL – Many Years traveling really are valued, expect lateness

BRITANNIA – Brought Right in Time, Another Naff Night in Alicante

Micheal Holding took his pregnant wife on tour and announced that if his daughter was born while he was on tour he would name her after the city in which she was born
It turns out she was born in Sydney, lucky it wasn’t Lahore!!!!

Like David Beckham’s son, was she named after the place where she was concieved? 😀
…

Brooklyn (spelling?) I think….

Incidentally, the odds are quite high for him to call his next son after the town their UK-based house (mansion) is in, Sawbridgeworth. This happens to be 3 miles up the road, and is where I go to school 😀

Can’t imagine ‘Sawbridgeworth’ being a very good name for a child though :rolleyes:

Girl in our school from London, who incidentally was a complete bi*ch and failed her GCSEs (suppose you could say she went under lol) was called Sabena.

Like David Beckham’s son, was she named after the place where she was concieved? 😀

Still, better ‘Sabena’ than ‘B737-229Adv’ for a name I guess…

EL AL- Every landing always late.

BA- Bloody Awful!

And one I invented:

AZAL (Azerbaijan): A-Z Accident Lovers

AA (American Airlines) – Always Awful
AI (Air India) – Allah Informed
ALITALIA – Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
– Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) – Better On A Camel
– Bloody Old and Careless
CA (China Airlines) – Choose Another
CAAC (Chinese Avation Airl.Comp.) – Chinese Airline Always Canceled
(Civil Aviation Authority of China ?) – China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes
CPA (Canadian Airl.Intl.) – Can’t Promise Anything
(New code CAI) – Crash And Ignite
– Call Ambulance Immediately
– Circle Airport Indefinitely
– Cruise Above Iceland
– Cancel Alaskan Itinerary
– Call Attendants “Idiots”
– Check All Items
– Copilots Are Imbeciles
– Casual Atmosphere Inside
DELTA – Don’t Even Leave The Airport
– Don’t Ever Leave The Airport
– Don’t Even Let Them Aboard (referring to the arabs ?)
– Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
EAL (Eastern) – Eastern’s Always Late
ELAL – Every Landing Always Late
JAT (Yugoslav Airlines)- Joke About Time
LOT (Polish Airlines) – Last One There
– Luggage On Tarmack (wave ‘bye!)
LUFTHANSA – Let Us **** The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available
PA (Philippine Airways)- Please Avoid
PAL (Phil. Airlines) – Philippines Always Late
PAN AM – Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) – Please Inform Allah
– Panic In Air
– Perhaps I Arrive
QANTAS – Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
SABENA (Belgium) – Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again
– Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA) – Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) – Sweet And Sexy
– Sex And Service
SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.) – So Incredible, Aah
TACA – Take A Chance Airline
TAP (Portuguese Airl.) – Take Another Plane
TWA (Transworld Airl.) – Travel Without Arrival
– Try Walking, Asshole
– Try Walking Again
– The Worst Airline
– Took Wrong Airline
– Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective)
– Travel With Arabs
– Terrorist Welcome Aboard
– Terrorists With Arms
– Teenie Weenie Airlines
– Traveling Without Air
– Tiny Wings Aflappin’!!!!!
USAir – Unfortunately, Still Alleghany In Reality

Delta: Don’t Ever Land There Again

Ohh i never expected such a response to this thread!
Here’s a couple more…..

BOAC = Better on a camel

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

Never again now eh? Poor Sabena, I miss you. If I ever had a daughter I would call her Sabena.

Girl in our school from London, who incidentally was a complete bi*ch and failed her GCSEs (suppose you could say she went under lol) was called Sabena.

Lufthansa: Luring U For The Hot And Nice Service Attendants.
Swissair: Sabena Was In Some **** After Interesting Rescue-attempt.
Eastern (1):Every Airline Sure Tanks Eventually, Rule Number 1.

Oh, just remembered, the Honduran airline

SAHSA – Stay At Home, Stay Alive