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Something all you airline pilots should have on your yoke clipboard 😉

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By: SOC - 22nd January 2004 at 17:07

You’ll be pleased to know that I have sent the flowchart to some students in USAF pilot training…I bet we have that thing all over the force by Monday 😀

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By: Bmused55 - 22nd January 2004 at 15:24

Originally posted by Matthew Murray
Absolute Bullsh*t. The only thinf different in an Airbus is the replacement of the Yoke with a sidestick. The rest of it’s operates in a similar way to Boeing. Yes, you have a computer between the Stick and the flight-controls, but you CAN turn that off….so don’t give me your Anti-Airbus crap again…you’ll find system admins on both types….

Dude, take a chill pill. I was joking

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By: Bmused55 - 22nd January 2004 at 10:39

yeah, but on an airbus, the Pilot is merely a system administrator. On a Boeing, he is a PILOT 😀 :p

ps, ever heard of a break? hmmm :rolleyes:

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By: Bmused55 - 22nd January 2004 at 07:47

or perhaps actualy FLYING the thing? instead of pushing buttons

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By: wysiwyg - 21st January 2004 at 21:23

I think if it were an Airbus the relevant ECAM action would be CTRL+ALT+DEL!!!

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By: Bmused55 - 21st January 2004 at 20:58

Originally posted by wysiwyg
…and beta software!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice one!

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By: grahamskipton - 21st January 2004 at 20:49

Wysiwyg…. Re 777 Efis crash, Is it at this point where you have to take yourself and your passengers and all cargo off the plane turn everything off and stand outside for a couple of minutes. Then you open all the doors, everybody gets back onboard turn the systems back on and find out you have lost all your unsaved routes and have to recode them all back in.

G.

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By: wysiwyg - 21st January 2004 at 20:01

…and beta software!

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By: wysiwyg - 21st January 2004 at 19:59

damned computers…

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By: steve rowell - 21st January 2004 at 04:37

Originally posted by greekdude1
I’m guessing the content on the LCD’s were superimposed. If so, forget discovery wings, where’s the porn? 😎

“Hey” i’m with you brother

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By: Whiskey Delta - 21st January 2004 at 00:40

The FMS screens could be LCD.

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By: Ren Frew - 21st January 2004 at 00:32

They’d save a lot of space with LCD’s mind ya. Not as high res as CRT’s though, but more reliable long term.

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By: greekdude1 - 20th January 2004 at 23:18

Originally posted by Matthew Murray
I do see CRT’s though?

Those, too.

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By: greekdude1 - 20th January 2004 at 23:13

I’m guessing the content on the LCD’s were superimposed. If so, forget discovery wings, where’s the porn? 😎

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By: Bmused55 - 20th January 2004 at 22:37

Originally posted by martin_EGTK
Very funny! Thanks for that Sandy, I’ve spent my whole day looking at these charts, it’s nice to finally look at one I understand!!

happy to oblige 😉

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By: tenthije - 20th January 2004 at 20:51

its under FLOW in the title. A box saying “GPWS whoop, whoop, pull up!”

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By: Jeanske_SN - 20th January 2004 at 20:49

I can’t find START!

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By: brenmcc1 - 20th January 2004 at 20:43

That’s well confusing.

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By: martin_EGTK - 20th January 2004 at 20:34

Very funny! Thanks for that Sandy, I’ve spent my whole day looking at these charts, it’s nice to finally look at one I understand!!

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By: EAL_KING - 20th January 2004 at 10:40

LOL V. FUNNY SANDY!! 😀 :p

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