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By: Flood - 21st October 2003 at 20:45

Shut up! She might hear you!!!

And how do you explain The Crankies? Height of Scotish humour?

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By: ageorge - 21st October 2003 at 19:32

Originally posted by EN830
Wrong, God gave us blue warm seas, golden beaches, beautiful country side and money.

If God was a Scotsman why did he give you cold weather, the northsea, Glasgow, no money and the Crankies ??????

God is a Scotsman , it’s the ba5tard wife who makes sure I have no money . Cow.

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By: Flood - 21st October 2003 at 17:08

Ah ha! And how are the flame wars going?

Who is winning?
Who cares?:D:D::D:D

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By: xanadu - 21st October 2003 at 15:38

Hey Kabir how do I post that India flag against my ID? Where have u been havent seen u in the military forum for a while . Got tired of all the crazies in there? :P:p

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By: Nermal - 20th October 2003 at 15:25

Or is it whine list… (Tee hee!) – Nermal

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By: Flood - 18th October 2003 at 19:03

And the wine list…😀 😀 😀

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By: Nermal - 18th October 2003 at 16:13

Must ask the Doc for more of them pills!

Delivered by the lorryload, hopefully! – Nermal.

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By: Flood - 17th October 2003 at 22:46

If God was a Scotsman…

Maybe he/she/it/thing/them is/was/could be a sadist?
Or revenge…
Or to prove a point…
Or he/she/it/thing/them hated men in skirts – but changed his/her/its/thing/their mind/s when Thailand got invented…

Must ask the Doc for more of them pills!

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By: EN830 - 17th October 2003 at 21:35

Originally posted by Phil Foster
Just wait one cotton picking moment I have it on good authority (Sean Connery no less) that God is a Scotsman.

Wrong, God gave us blue warm seas, golden beaches, beautiful country side and money.

If God was a Scotsman why did he give you cold weather, the northsea, Glasgow, no money and the Crankies ??????

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By: Phil Foster - 17th October 2003 at 21:28

Just wait one cotton picking moment I have it on good authority (Sean Connery no less) that God is a Scotsman.

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By: RAPPENS - 17th October 2003 at 21:14

Re: Something very nice….

Originally posted by KabirT
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The Romans had the right idea !!!!

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By: EN830 - 17th October 2003 at 21:12

No I like the line about “I and my Father are One”, just goes to show what I’ve been saying for years, God is a Jerseyman.

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By: Phil Foster - 17th October 2003 at 18:59

Yeah. Sorry Kabir its not that Brits are not spiritual or anything we just like to keep religion private. I got through the first 10 seconds and lost the will to live. I’m making a recovery though.

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By: Flood - 17th October 2003 at 18:06

Sorry if I offended you, Kabir, but it appeared just like one of those political broadcasts that come out of America, it was cheesy in the extreme, and, um, religion kills people.
Post another one and I promise I won’t look and make comments.:(

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By: KabirT - 17th October 2003 at 12:07

Originally posted by Flood
Ugh.

Lasted all of twenty seconds and then vomited profusely.
Hope there is no joke right at the end coz otherwise I missed it!

Religion starts wars… (and the music sucked too!)

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By: Flood - 17th October 2003 at 11:26

Ugh.

Lasted all of twenty seconds and then vomited profusely.
Hope there is no joke right at the end coz otherwise I missed it!

Religion starts wars… (and the music sucked too!)

Flood.

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