SSSSSH! Keep it secret, but…

Anybody else around?;)

Flood.

Originally posted by Arthur
No problem Ian, just replace that sig line with the following:

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but make sure to replace all { with < and all } with >. There are two of each… can you find them all?????? 😉

Flippin eck it works, now for a job in IT, cheers Arthur

No problem Ian, just replace that sig line with the following:

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but make sure to replace all { with < and all } with >. There are two of each… can you find them all?????? 😉

Two can play at that game, though I can’t get the link to work.

I’ve edited my signature too – now i’ll blend in just fine!

Originally posted by Arthur
Yeah, count me in for the Bus Board Barbecue! It should be fun, and if it doesn’t work i can always try to convert some of the Old Guard airliner-ballast-people over to the Dark Side.

I can bring a few pints of beer for myself, can’t I? At least that’s the size real men’s airlines like Kenya Airways hand out.

You’re welcome Arthur and bring enough beer for all of us.

I thought Kenya Airways food was awful when I flew with them last month.

Yeah, count me in for the Bus Board Barbecue! It should be fun, and if it doesn’t work i can always try to convert some of the Old Guard airliner-ballast-people over to the Dark Side.

I can bring a few pints of beer for myself, can’t I? At least that’s the size real men’s airlines like Kenya Airways hand out.

I can’t believe you two were still here 3 hours after I went to bed.

Great! But keep reading the booklet, you’ll always find that they have included bits that shortcut what you are used to doing the hardway… Backlight control, for example. Get used to shoving 1½-2 stops over exposure in and they go and invent a programme which does it for you…:rolleyes:
Have fun with it and learn its little quirks!

Flood.

Open for business over on the cabin cruisers chat room now.
By request, no less!!!

Flood.

Depends if you like mixing diluted orange cordial with your vodka…
Forgot to mention that is sold only from chiller cabinets so that it gives the impression that it is good for you – like fresh orange juice. And it might be loaded with sugar (can’t be bothered to look), and the turning kids orange probably didn’t help their livers, either.
It is a bit of a swizz in the same way that that Coke bottled tap-water is – you really think you have payed for prime goods but instead have been swindled…

Flood.

Originally posted by Flood
Then the truth came out – one kid was hospitalised (I think) after drinking gallons of the stuff and turning orange.

They should sell that in the Netherlands. It will sell really well for matches with the national football team. Choosing between 2 hours in make-up to get orange or drinking something is an easy choice. Can it be mixed with Vodka?

Hmm.

Sunny Delight is an American imported idea – sell pre-diluted cordial loaded with additives and colouring and convince parents that it was as good as, if not better than, real fruit juice.

Then the truth came out – one kid was hospitalised (I think) after drinking gallons of the stuff and turning orange.

It lost much of its market and is struggling to come back.

Squash is, for some reason, another name for a water cordial.

Flood.

What’s a sunny delight? (do I even want to know what it is?)

Also, what’s Orange Squash? A game of tennis played in a office cubicle with an orange ball?

Maybe thats the problem! Cut out his Sunny Delight ration!:D:D:D

Flood.

And orange squash in baby bottles for…Need I say?;)

Flood.

and liquor….

…but only in very tiny bottles as that’s all the commercial aviation lads are used too. No wonder so many “bottles” are used aboard airliners.

Full of ginger beer, lashings of it.

And a lovely new gas-fired bbq with a matching out-door fridge…;)

Flood.

Originally posted by EN830
Our two main elements are surprise and fear…..

Have we been here before ????

and saucages!