Stop eating bacon butties. Or maybe don't…

:very_drunk: Only a healthy drink i hope 😎

Just calculating how many glasses of wine I need to meet the grape component of my 5 (or is it 7?) a day…………;)

My bacon intake will remain the same…

Don’t smoke, don’t drink alcohol or energy drinks, don’t eat too much fruit, don’t eat processed foods, don’t, don’t, don’t, for me I’m not sure if we will live longer, it will certainly feel like it.

Wise words!!

The irony of life is that a fitness fanatic that doesn’t eat meat will die of bowel cancer when
a slob who has lived a life of bacon butties will not.
I received a letter from my doctor to have a free check up as I was approaching 50.
Now I’ve had an average life. Spent my child hood eating Wimpys each lunch time at school.
Never thought about my health just ate what I wanted – in moderation.
To my amazement my tests all came back negative. No cholesterol, no high blood pressure.
A little tubby but otherwise clean bill of health.
Just enjoy yourself. The stress of worrying will kill you more quickly than a few bacon butties.
The outcome is the same whatever.

Doomed but happy 🙂

Only doomed by 1.1% more than if you had not eaten bacon… 😉

Well that’s me stuffed then.

Bacon roll at Duxford yesterday, one at the local garden show this morning, followed by another for lunch. I’m doomed….:eek:

:very_drunk: Only a healthy drink i hope 😎

I’ll drink to that!!;)

Whats the point of living a long time if you can’t have a bacon butty or full English every now and again.
It’s all about being sensible ,moderation and exercise.

Just had my best ever bacon bap at the Wishing Well tea rooms in Eaglesham! Check them out.

Buying two lottery tickets instead of one doubles your chances of winning the jackpot prize. But you still won’t actually win it.

Moggy

Thank God you let me know before it’s to late Edgar, I will start smoking 40 a day as I’ve heard it kills your appetite, hopefully that should see me through, I think I’ll add a litre of Gin and tonic a night just to be on the safe side of the equation, as I’ve heard tonic is a wonder drug in fighting the likes of malaria, so it should easily see off a bacon buttie.

Moderation in all things – ffs – the most difficult thing in life when surrounded by eating temptation ; )

Remember the “Brown bread is so much better for you than white” campaign? Probably not, if you’re under 40, and my mother, who made her own bread, refused to have anything to do with it, anyway. How I wish she’d still been alive, around 15 years ago, when I read a tiny item, tucked away in the middle of a newspaper, where the leading “expert” admitted, “During our calculations, we got the decimal point in the wrong place; there’s virtually no difference.”

One of the more depressing aspects of life today is the seemingly endless succession of health advice, each contradicting one of its predecessors, thereby diminishing the effect of each.

I ignore the lot!