A feisty raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off,” said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”
By: Vicbitter - 29th January 2009 at 09:12
I don’t know whether Guinness has changed at all …we can only get the horrible imported stuff here
And here in the U.K 😀
By: steve rowell - 28th January 2009 at 22:33
I don’t know whether Guinness has changed at all …we can only get the horrible imported stuff here
By: old shape - 28th January 2009 at 19:05
It’s the same old story nothing stays the same…even Coca Cola doesn’t taste like it did when we were kids…bloody cans and plastic bottles….give me glass any day!!!
IIRC the Coca Cola recipe had to be changed because it was being mixed with Anadin tablets to make a recreational drug.
By: steve rowell - 28th January 2009 at 00:08
How long have been away?
Newcastle Brown Ale is now so fizzy it’s a joke. The taste has changed too. I’ve no idea what they’ve done to it, but it’s a far cry from the beautiful classic we used to love. I do believe they have ruined it for the sake of making more money.
It’s the same old story nothing stays the same…even Coca Cola doesn’t taste like it did when we were kids…bloody cans and plastic bottles….give me glass any day!!!
By: steve rowell - 28th January 2009 at 00:04
The only difference between Steve Rowell and Mr. Kirilov is that Steve would have shot the Raccoon rather than sh*****g it! Then he’d have barbequed it.
Regards,
kev35
I don’t know about eating a Raccoon but i’ve eaten a few Beavers in my day!!!
By: old shape - 28th January 2009 at 00:04
Hev yee been on the Newkie broon then lad
How long have been away?
Newcastle Brown Ale is now so fizzy it’s a joke. The taste has changed too. I’ve no idea what they’ve done to it, but it’s a far cry from the beautiful classic we used to love. I do believe they have ruined it for the sake of making more money.
By: steve rowell - 27th January 2009 at 23:57
Procyon lotor
had a new doter
but the night of passion
started a new fashion
A hat with a bell
and an extraordinary smell
Hev yee been on the Newkie broon then lad
By: old shape - 27th January 2009 at 23:34
Procyon lotor
had a new doter
but the night of passion
started a new fashion
A hat with a bell
and an extraordinary smell
By: PMN - 27th January 2009 at 12:32
Seems a shame to waste a good raccoon. Couldn’t he shoot it afterwards?
Ha! Love it! 😀
Paul
By: Moggy C - 27th January 2009 at 12:22
Seems a shame to waste a good raccoon. Couldn’t he shoot it afterwards?
Moggy
By: PMN - 27th January 2009 at 12:21
The only difference between Steve Rowell and Mr. Kirilov is that Steve would have shot the Raccoon rather than sh*****g it! Then he’d have barbequed it.
An far better option, I have to say! 😀
Paul
By: kev35 - 27th January 2009 at 11:59
The only difference between Steve Rowell and Mr. Kirilov is that Steve would have shot the Raccoon rather than sh*****g it! Then he’d have barbequed it.
Regards,
kev35
By: Moggy C - 27th January 2009 at 10:31
I don’t think he looked at it’s face somehow!!!
I bow to your greater knowledge. :p
Moggy
By: Student Pilot - 27th January 2009 at 09:24
You need a hobby away from the putor Stevie 😀
By: steve rowell - 27th January 2009 at 08:38
I hope it was a pretty one. You can make awful errors under the influence of booze.
Moggy
I don’t think he looked at it’s face somehow!!!
By: Moggy C - 27th January 2009 at 08:10
I hope it was a pretty one. You can make awful errors under the influence of booze.
Moggy
By: mike currill - 27th January 2009 at 07:22
Brings tears to the eyes just thinking about it. There are some idiots in this world, unfortunately I seem to meet a large percentage of them.
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