table lamps

On the basis of his contributions to this thread and others on GD recently, Victor 45 can consider himself under warning of suspension.

Moggy
Moderator

Maybe someone lamped him…….

I doubt it, but maybe they should.

Perhaps it’s time for the webmaster and moderators to try to identify our new trolls, victor 45 and Norman D Lands. Let’s face it, only a really sick individual would try to make a play out of a historical event which costs thousands of lives.

I think these two muppets have been here before haven’t you?

Regards,

kev35

Have you suffered some kind of recent head trauma, by any chance? Either that or partaken in the consumption of ever so slightly illegal substances?

Paul

Maybe someone lamped him…….

furthermore if this were your table who would you invite to sit round it?

Would there actually be space to sit around it? – I mean what with the millions of power cables an’ all??

This infiltration of small lighting units in the media must stop.The Times letters page has been plagued by such questions for months.I have since canceled my subscription.Their proliferation is,I’m glad to say,in decline,seeing as tables as such are a thing of the past (ignore what Ikea says,it’s government spin).A recent poll taken in the Brazilian rain forests came up with not a one!
Here,in my igloo,I don’t need one as the sun shines 25 hours a day and illuminates my domicile through the holes I made in the roof.
If I put a table on my wish-list to Santa,and if he delivers,I would invite the little old lady with the shopping-bag-on-wheels,the nutter that is always on the night bus,the guy who invented IMAX,and the youngest relative of The Earl Of Sandwich.

i like it

[QUOTE=PMN;1179161]Have you suffered some kind of recent head trauma, by any chance? Either that or partaken in the consumption of ever so slightly illegal substances?

Paul[/QUOT
nope but you live in a town that sells plenty;)

I think the proliferation of these lights is actually caused by methane emission from cattle.

Surely now we must see the case for all cows to be fitted with rear-end gas masks?

Moggy

have you ever stopped to consider just how many of these illumination units there are in the world ?.how many are now lit at this time ?and if these lamps were all joined togeather, would this then create the largest table in the world so to speak,?furthermore if this were your table who would you invite to sit round it?
answers please on a stamped addressed envelope marked “tomorrows new yesterdays only” (with apologys to peter sellers) thankyou.:)

This infiltration of small lighting units in the media must stop.The Times letters page has been plagued by such questions for months.I have since canceled my subscription.Their proliferation is,I’m glad to say,in decline,seeing as tables as such are a thing of the past (ignore what Ikea says,it’s government spin).A recent poll taken in the Brazilian rain forests came up with not a one!
Here,in my igloo,I don’t need one as the sun shines 25 hours a day and illuminates my domicile through the holes I made in the roof.
If I put a table on my wish-list to Santa,and if he delivers,I would invite the little old lady with the shopping-bag-on-wheels,the nutter that is always on the night bus,the guy who invented IMAX,and the youngest relative of The Earl Of Sandwich.

Have you suffered some kind of recent head trauma, by any chance? Either that or partaken in the consumption of ever so slightly illegal substances?

Paul