"Tell Us Something We Don't Know!"

Norfolk ‘n good am I!

And Norfolking women either, judging by your passion for farm animals.

But from a lesser height from you. Fortunately, we don’t have hills and cliffs in Norfolk, where I grew up.

Obviously you were dropped on something at birth, judging from your photograph, your face.

See what I mean? Can’t even spell his sex right without dropping a letter.

That’s Mr to you

Precisely. Read closer, village idiot.

Quickly !!! took you five years the last time you barstewards:D

Which is why we free you from invaders so quickly.

Because we keep all your ill gotten gains safe.

Only to the farmer.

(these poor uneducated inbred islanders, can’t they just speak French and bugger off to a country that should own them? Falklands, sure, but why on earth do we insist on keeping Jersey?)

Sorry Kev haven’t finished my study yet.

Snapper is unfaithful ever weekend when the local farmer isn’t looking.

Re: “Tell Us Something We Don’t Know!”

Originally posted by T5
Do have something you could reveal to us that would be a huge surprise.. something we wouldn’t expect?

For example, do any of these apply to you:

– Are you a millionaire?
– Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
– Have you ever been unfaithful to your partner?
– Have you ever harmed an animal?
– Have you ever been in an accident?

In 1995, I had a near-death experience (I did… honest). When I was 10 years old and holidaying in Cyprus, we went on a boat trip to Famagusta. Unfortunately, it got windy and the sea became violent and nasty. We had to cut the trip short and head back to Ayia Napa. On our way back, the boat was attacked by a huge wave and little me was perched on the end with my legs dangling over. The wave pulled me off of the boat and my gran grabbed me just in the nick of time. I could have been a gonna!

Michael.

I too don’t know what you expected but the example questions you gave are strange in the extreme, are they not? Why on earth, or Zob, would you expect someone to tell you they had been unfaithful? Why do you want to know if someone has harmed an animal? Can you touch your nose with your tongue Michael? And as others have said why? Tissues not good enough? Does my being a millionaire add any significance to your life? How?

Your experience was not a near death experience. You came close to being killed but it is not an NDE in the classic sense. Did you see a light? God? Review your whole life? Did you lose all fear and observe the situation from above? Those are some of the classic signs of an NDE.

I don’t think people knew what you wanted them to say to your question. As it turns out it’s become quite funny, just a bit of harmless fun. Nothing to get wound up about.

EN830, which incontipants are the best when compared absorbancy against cost? The way I’m going on it might be useful information to have.:(

Regards,

kev35

I bet none of you know that if you stand in complete darkness, so your eye’s become accustomed to the gloom, and strike two sugar cubes together they spark.

A lot of pish

Originally posted by EN830
Sorry T5 what were you expecting,

Snapper to confess to the fact that at weekends he dresses up in women’s clothing, hangs around in bars and calls himself Mandy?

But he only dresses in clothes from Prada

Rabie to confess to being half man and half blamange?

Rabid Rabie??

ageorge to being a Scot?

Excellent , allows you to dress in womans clothing , as long as it is made from Tartan and they call you patriotic .

I on the other hand can confess to being from the planet Zob and am actually 2 years into an earth mission to study the effects of wearing incontipants for long durations.

Talking pish !!! , is it true that after the 2 years you actually sell the stored up urine in bottles labelled Budweiser ?? , and the fizz is actually high pressure farts.

But I didn’t ask for a deep dark secret did I? I seem to remember the question being “tell us something we don’t know”. :p

Originally posted by T5
Rabie,

Only you can decide whether or not you think it would be a big surprise to all of us and…

EN380,

No I wasn’t expecting any of that either and I expect you know that. More examples of stupidity.

But never mind, obviously we’ll have to revert back to talking about war in every thread – some people clearly don’t appreciate new, different threads.

T5

You miss my point, nobody in their right mind is going to divulge a deep dark secret on the web !!!!

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

rabie 😉

Rabie,

Only you can decide whether or not you think it would be a big surprise to all of us and…

EN380,

No I wasn’t expecting any of that either and I expect you know that. More examples of stupidity.

But never mind, obviously we’ll have to revert back to talking about war in every thread – some people clearly don’t appreciate new, different threads.

“the effects of wearing incontipants for long durations.”

My research indicates that they begin to leak by 7 months, and by 9 its all over the floor – plus you look fatter.

And its not just at weekends, and the chosen name is Karen.