Tell us the real truth about yourself!

Ok you miserable bunch of happy shoppers… Lets find out how brutally honest you can be about yourselves!
Please let everyone know what you regard as your worst personal character traits are.
Since we are all friends here ( AREN’T WE?) and not part of that flammin’ mob from the forum next door (:D ) then please be as honest as you can.
I promise not to rip the urine out of you – and so will everybody else, won’t you?

Oh, suppose I’d better go first…
I am irritating, useless, lazy, and a liar.
(I am just trying to make you laugh, smile, or groan in an effort to make you love me!)

Flood.