For laughs and giggles try http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/
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In the ultra-conservative world of soft furnishings, theirs was the love that dared not speak its name.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230886[/ATTACH]
This property was previously used as Module 3 in an Aversion Therapy course to treat severe paranoia.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230887[/ATTACH]
A tragic scene. This is what happens when a smurf bursts.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230888[/ATTACH]
If you’re the sort of person who doesn’t mind defecating in a kitchen, then you probably won’t mind doing it next to a large window either.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230889[/ATTACH]
The owners assure us the pool will be dredged before anyone else can move in.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230890[/ATTACH]
It’s hard to pinpoint exactly what this adds to the room, but it certainly adds something.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230891[/ATTACH]
With luck, the previous owners will eventually come back for him.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230892[/ATTACH]
Never again will you miss a delivery because you were on the toilet[ATTACH=CONFIG]230893[/ATTACH]
This one raises a couple of quite urgent questions: Where did they go, and are they still in the house?[ATTACH=CONFIG]230894[/ATTACH]
It’s a lovely flat, but a recent restraining order prevents this agent being seen within 500 yards of the building.
There is 20 pages of this sort of chuckle material; go, look, tell all your friends (unless you are a miserable old git), and maybe even (gasp!) your family…
By: Lincoln 7 - 9th August 2014 at 17:38
O.M.G. Snaff, you DO have a sense of humour after all….:D….My next door neighbour lived alone next door, and she died last Nov, Her sister inherited the house. A few weeks ago, over the 3 ft high boundry fence, I saw one of the towns Estate agents showing a couple round the empty house. I remarked, how I never ever heard a door slam, in the 15 yrs the woman who had died had lived there. The Estate agent asked me if I had ever been in the house, and I said “No”, She said , go and take a look. I went inside, and EVERY, and I mean every door had been removed!!. Also, the neighbour must have been demented, as she had painted, on plain walls, things like an 8 or 9 yrs old would paint. I was told, that all the doors, had covered her garden, which was then covered with gravel. And I thought you were loopy at times..:highly_amused:
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: snafu - 9th August 2014 at 15:33
A few more because they’re funny!
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Every so often a real estate agent will blur the boundaries between inept photography and conceptual art, and create something to baffle house-hunters and art historians for decades.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230896[/ATTACH]
A rare example of what architectural historians refer to as a “fertility window”.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230897[/ATTACH]
Heaven knows what he was doing that required so much toilet paper, but clearly the estate agent’s arrival caused him to panic and hide under the sink.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230898[/ATTACH]
Ah, the parties we used to have. Do you remember the one when we murdered everybody?[ATTACH=CONFIG]230899[/ATTACH]
Hoover? That’s an idea. Although you may need to find the floor first.[ATTACH=CONFIG]230900[/ATTACH]
The reason more bedrooms aren’t made up to look like Cold War solitary confinement cells is simple – The effort and skill required to remove the wallpaper, plaster, carpet and underlay while retaining the furniture is beyond all but the most skillful real estate agents. How pleasing that some are still willing to go that extra mile.
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Given that it’s a trademark characteristic of the undead, I think we should be concerned about any real estate agent who doesn’t have a reflection.
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This property comes with a wonderful outside space, which would be ideal for housing a wild animal or as an exercise yard for a hostage.
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The agent here isn’t just selling a flat, they’re selling a lifestyle. In this case a lifestyle that involves drinking gin before you’ve even got out of bed.
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This hallway may be familiar to those of you who have had a near death experience and have found yourselves being beckoned toward the light.
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