the most boring thread ever

hurrraaay im not bored today my neices 3rd birthday shes always good for a laugh:D:):D

im bored

😀 I remember a poster on another forum who started a topic with the same title, he was about 14 years old at the time and also illiterate.

I suggested that to alleviate his boredom, he studied English for a while to improve his literacy. He replied that he was too illiterate to bother and also too bored.

You can help some people some of the time…………….:(

José

Or was he IN Marilyn Monroe?

I think that’s what’s implied! :diablo:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Or was he IN Marilyn Monroe?

nah not really appathy is ariving soon

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Correct.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Correct.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Correct.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Can’t be bothered to find out. Might be true.

Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln .

Hmm… I thought I could be bothered to do this but I guess I’m just not bored enough. Anyone care to take over?

02:40am insomnia bored but strangely awake:o

Oh…..and I know what the last thing to go through the fly’s mind was!

The numberplate?! :D:D:D

Sorry… :rolleyes:

Jason

I’m up to nothing, got told to F off at school for telling an spotty nosed chav a spitfire flew past the school.

I’ve managed nothing, been nowhere remarkable, and so have been consistent in being bored.

been to a wedding:) i bored again

im bored

Ah!…….this must be another Spitfire thread then……….:rolleyes:

Try a little mental workout!

A fly is flying at 5mph due south along a road. You are travelling along the same road at 50mph due north. Unfortunately you and the fly collide and the fly ends up dead and stuck to the number-plate of your car which is still travelling north at 50mph.

The question is this; if the fly was going due south and it ended up going due north at some point it must have been stationary. Does this mean that for a brief period of time during the collision your car was stationary too?

Oh…..and I know what the last thing to go through the fly’s mind was!

(a) Mass and speed of the car supercede the fly, so no.
(b) It’s bottom.

Just a little thing to appease the boredom

The Lincoln, Kennedy connection: True or False ?

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named ‘Ford.’
Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘ Lincoln ‘ made by ‘Ford.’

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the kicker…

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

I don’t have time to contribute to this thread, ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D

I don’t have time to contribute to this thread, but here are some blobs of boring.

http://www.neopets.com/games/play.phtml?game_id=1025

Any one any more

Try a little mental workout!

A fly is flying at 5mph due south along a road. You are travelling along the same road at 50mph due north. Unfortunately you and the fly collide and the fly ends up dead and stuck to the number-plate of your car which is still travelling north at 50mph.

The question is this; if the fly was going due south and it ended up going due north at some point it must have been stationary. Does this mean that for a brief period of time during the collision your car was stationary too?

Oh…..and I know what the last thing to go through the fly’s mind was!

Steady on, old chap! :diablo:

Don’t rush me, now.

Oh. I’ve had a thought!

Steady on, old chap! :diablo:

Sorry this cannot be the most boring thread ever as it got more views than some.
So in an attempt to save it from the mods closure button.
Try some of these…………
http://majman.net/fly_loader.html
http://www.zxlandmark.com/en/menu_pic/game-parken.swf

Any one any more