My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food, a little wine and companionship, she goes Tuesday and I go Friday.
We sleep in separate beds, hers in Sydney and mine in Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked her where she wanted to go for our anniversary and she said “somewhere I haven’t been for a long time”. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, an electric toaster and an electric breadmaker. When she said that she had too many gadgets, but nowhere to sit down, I bought her an electric chair.
Remember that marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, one hundred per cent of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right, I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
I haven’t spoken to her for eighteen months, I don’t like to interrupt her.
The last time we had a fight, it was my fault. She asked “What’s on the TV?” I said “dust”.
By: mike currill - 12th May 2006 at 14:10
Bitchy
By: laviticus - 12th May 2006 at 14:00
I’m not betting, I’ll just stand by until it’s all over and pick up the pieces.
Well dont forget holtys TEETH, that set cost him a packet……..
OOOOOOO GET IN THERE.
By: mike currill - 12th May 2006 at 13:54
I’m not betting, I’ll just stand by until it’s all over and pick up the pieces.
By: laviticus - 12th May 2006 at 13:50
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
Fiver on anna :diablo: :diablo:
By: Mark9 - 12th May 2006 at 13:35
sorry anna, i gorgot that you actually fall into the catergory of late-middleage…..(runs for cover!!!!!)
😀 😀 😀 I will get you back young Mark 😉 😀 😀
By: holty - 12th May 2006 at 13:30
sorry anna, i gorgot that you actually fall into the catergory of late-middleage…..(runs for cover!!!!!)
By: Mark9 - 12th May 2006 at 13:24
find someone else and we could be the middleage ninja turtles, lol!!!
You speak for yourself old chap 😀 😀 :p Anna
By: holty - 12th May 2006 at 12:41
find someone else and we could be the middleage ninja turtles, lol!!!
By: mike currill - 12th May 2006 at 12:30
LMAO The Three Musketeers 😀 😀 😀
😮 :eek:Now there’s a scary thought 🙂
By: Mark9 - 12th May 2006 at 12:19
LMAO The Three Musketeers 😀 😀 😀
By: holty - 12th May 2006 at 12:12
another only child here!!!
By: mike currill - 12th May 2006 at 11:54
Likewise, I’m also an only child but according to Mum not by choice. They wanted at least one more but it never happened.
By: Mark9 - 12th May 2006 at 11:35
Typical, I bet you used to get your brothers/sisters into trouble for tyhings you did as well. 😀
Don’t have any!!! LOL 😀 😀
By: mike currill - 12th May 2006 at 11:33
Typical, I bet you used to get your brothers/sisters into trouble for tyhings you did as well. 😀
By: Mark9 - 12th May 2006 at 11:28
I take it she told you that you were a very naughty girl-or something like that 🙂
😀 She read the riot act, but it never stopped me! only made me even more determined. 😉
By: mike currill - 12th May 2006 at 11:22
Just go for it!!! tell her your going shopping 😀 😀 I had a friend that had a plane he was a fantastic pilot, he invited me flying and my mother said NO :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I was 16 at the time. So every weekend I would tell her I was off cycling with a local club and would ride 4 miles to Blackbush to go flying. 😀 😀 Have to say when we got grounded in Cornwall by bad weather I got into one hell of a lot of trouble. 😀 😀 😀
I take it she told you that you were a very naughty girl-or something like that 🙂
By: Mark9 - 12th May 2006 at 10:34
Just go for it!!! tell her your going shopping 😀 😀 I had a friend that had a plane he was a fantastic pilot, he invited me flying and my mother said NO :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I was 16 at the time. So every weekend I would tell her I was off cycling with a local club and would ride 4 miles to Blackbush to go flying. 😀 😀 Have to say when we got grounded in Cornwall by bad weather I got into one hell of a lot of trouble. 😀 😀 😀
By: mike currill - 12th May 2006 at 10:15
😀 😀 ROFL 😉 😉 She said NO to the flying then Mike. 😀 LOL
Didn’t exactly say no just a stormy silence which I have taken as being a no, it’s safer for my health that way. I could always book my first lesson then when she complains tell her that I thought her silence meant dhe didn’t care either way. On second thoughts I value my health. 😀
By: Arm Waver - 4th May 2006 at 15:23
My Wife thought she was wrong once
But she was Mistaken…..
Exceptionally subtle… Love it… 😀
By: holty - 4th May 2006 at 15:10
or a millionairess mark!!!
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