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The ultimate aviation-blonde joke

Once a tall, beautiful, sexy blonde women boarded a British Airways B747 flight to Melbourne.

She boarded the flight with an economy class ticket but went and sat in the first class instead.

A stewardess who noticed this went up to the women and asked her politely yo move to the economy class since she had an economy class ticket.

The blonde women refused saying “I am beautiful, sexy and blonde…i deserve first class”.

The stewardess tried again but failed, she called up her collegue who also gave it a shot, but got the same answer “I am beautiful, sexy and blonde, i deserve first class”.

Tired, the two stewrdess went to the head steward of the flight. He came up to her seat and said in a sweet but commanding voice that she should move back to the economy section. yet again they got the same answer from the women “I am beautiful, sexy and blonde…i deserve first class”.

getting agitated all of them made there way to the cockpit and told the the pilot about the issue…… the pilot asked them “She says she’s blonde?”. The steward replied yes. the pilot got up saying “Its ok i can speak blonde, my wife is a blonde”.

he made his way to the womens seat, whispered something in her ear, she immidiately got up and moved to the economy class section. After that the pilot returned to the aircrafts cockpit.

Suffocating from curosity the 2 stewardess and the head steward went to the cockpit and asked the pilot what he had said that made her move to the co. class instantly.

The pilot replied “I told her that the first class section of the aircraft wasent going to Melbourne”.

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By: steve rowell - 11th September 2003 at 04:00

A blonde was driving her car along a country road when she looked up an saw a blonde trying to row a boat in the middle of a field.
She stopped and walked over to the fence and yelled “Hey blondie” it’s blondes like you that get all these jokes started, if i could swim i would come out there and slap you.

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By: Ren Frew - 10th September 2003 at 19:50

Why do blondes drive BMW’s…. ?

Because they can spell BMW !:D

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By: Selsport69 - 10th September 2003 at 19:22

Originally posted by CompassCall
Didn’t these dumb jokes go out of style years ago?

Yeah they did but hey the old ones are still the best:D

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By: CompassCall - 10th September 2003 at 18:47

Didn’t these dumb jokes go out of style years ago?

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By: Nationwide Air - 10th September 2003 at 16:52

Hi,

Nice joke :p!

Nationwide Air

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