A Press report with the potential for great excitement:
An internet app called Lulu is creating much interest and no little concern in Brazil. This app – intended for women only – deals with the measurement of mens performance in social, sexual and other man related activities. The potential for mischief is almost immeasurable.
I understand that the app grades male performance across a wide range of masculine activities. When, after some deliberation, I drew this matter to the attention of the current Mrs. Green, a look of profound scorn briefly illuminated her noble profile and a snort, possibly derisive, issued from her pert nose.
I thought it wise to leave matters there but, first to place the subject before a wider audience for their examination and judgment. For any youngish, unattached bloke, Brazil could prove to be a future Eldorado of nubile, single women.
By: Lincoln 7 - 8th December 2013 at 18:27
:D:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: John Green - 8th December 2013 at 13:29
Jim,
Your’s are coming free. From what I’ve heard on the grapevine, you’re in desperate need.
By: Lincoln 7 - 8th December 2013 at 12:57
As it’s……………..CHRISTMAS 😀 John, you can give me a couple of quids worth…:highly_amused:
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: John Green - 8th December 2013 at 12:50
Re 8
It’s still in preparation. I’m up to ten chapters and 129 prime excuses – not all of them trivial and all designed as escape routes !
I’m well experienced.
I do need some Xmas funds, so I’m thinking of offering a bargain Xmas sale at ten pence an excuse. Acceptance not guaranteed.
By: Der - 7th December 2013 at 22:32
Might i suggest an antidote? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG302YjjP38
By: trumper - 7th December 2013 at 21:39
Re 5
we’ll need to dig deep into The Man’s Book of Every Day Excuses.
John ,can you put the book online please 🙂 i’m running out of excuses 🙂
By: Primate - 7th December 2013 at 21:09
Don’t know anything about this app, but.. Underestimating women in general a bit today, are we? :highly_amused:
Unless you suffer women who would actually rely on such an app in all seriousness, in which case I’d reconsider a thing or two.
By: John Green - 7th December 2013 at 20:51
Re 5
Don’t we all ! But, if Lulu finds its way here, as surely it must, we’ll need to dig deep into The Man’s Book of Every Day Excuses.
By: trumper - 7th December 2013 at 19:59
Re 2
That’s why they need the app
🙂 Typical woman,always want more 🙂 Quality is better than quantity -well thats what i tell her 🙂
By: John Green - 7th December 2013 at 11:22
Re 2
That’s why they need the app
By: Lincoln 7 - 7th December 2013 at 11:17
Ahh, so that’s why my wife wants Parking sensors fitted to her Mini for….CHRISTMAS………..:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: trumper - 7th December 2013 at 10:50
Women can’t judge a distance to park a car let alone judge distance and performance from anything else 🙂
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