This is me

Yes found a small parcel full of white poweder turned out to be pure cocaine, once found a live firing pistol, have had dead animals in sacks.

Other things found was once in london in edmunton where they incinderate the waste they found parts of a woman closer the whole lot down for 3 days !

You find alot of stuff good and bad its not uncommon to have needles (used ones) clinical waste or anything of that nature in a bin bag.

Hi Blair welcome to the Fourm hope you enjoy it here:cool: just wondering have you ever found drugs or other bad stuff in you job?

James

Lily Allen has just done a new version of that Joe Brown classic….

“My old man’s a dustman
He wears a dustmans hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
A big flouncy dress and a pair of huge white Nike trainers…”

Oh and welcome aboard Blair, I’m useless at flight simming.

Don’t you mean Lonnie Donegan??

Never did so much drinking on the job as in the time i was a garbageman. Somewhere on page 14 of my resumé.

Indeed it isn’t – especially if you are a fisherman as well, all those maggots free especially with the two-weekly bin collections.

Well my job is job and knock i get paid from 7am to 4pm as standard but if i finnish before 4pm thats a bonus, on an average day i will finnish at 1300 bad day is generaly 1430 a really good day is 1030 although ive had a few 0930’s.

I get paid £9.78ph if loading and £13.96ph if driving then add on the scrap money which can be about £30 each a week, other bits you find and sell say an easy £50 and tips if you got a good route like mine is i can average £300 a week in tips easy.

So its not all bad is it 😀

Oddly enough, I once applied to be a dustman, however a friend of mine told me it was a rubbish job, so I took it no further.

Do you wear a dustman’s hat
Do you wear cor blimey trousers
And do you live in a council flat

Lily Allen has just done a new version of that Joe Brown classic….

“My old man’s a dustman
He wears a dustmans hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
A big flouncy dress and a pair of huge white Nike trainers…”

Oh and welcome aboard Blair, I’m useless at flight simming.

I believe I was a dustman in a previous life, but that’s all bin and gone now.

Yeah cause i have size 10 feet in size 11 boots ive got too big feet for my hieght (5ft 10)

I have to fly the full 9 hours ive done flights longer like the 12 hour trek from EGLL to RJAA and the 15 hour from EGLL to VHHH have to do it at 1x due to ACARS otherwise it wont be valid on my flight reports.

Do you wear a dustman’s hat i do wear a hat sometimes
Do you wear cor blimey trousers Unfortunatly so
And do you live in a council flat not yet have done though

😀

But do you look a proper ‘nana, in your ‘obnail boots?

I assume you use the autopilot. Do you leave it on that while you sort out that virtually naughty little minx of a Chief Stewardess?

Trust you to lower the tone.:) She obviously asks him “Tell me is it too late? Nah, jump up on the cart!”!!

I assume you use the autopilot. Do you leave it on that while you sort out that virtually naughty little minx of a Chief Stewardess?

I actually had the original Microsnot one for the old SInclair QL!!!

I can top that. :p

I had FS1 for the Tandy TRS80

Moggy

Yeah i do now cause ive got my car before it was near impossible to get around due to where i live and busses and trains ect, i go out nearly every night now hence why i only got time to do small regional flights no big long haul flights now days.

before i could drive i didnt really go out so i had plenty of time to do the long hauls now few and far between.

I have to fly the full 9 hours ive done flights longer like the 12 hour trek from EGLL to RJAA and the 15 hour from EGLL to VHHH have to do it at 1x due to ACARS otherwise it wont be valid on my flight reports.:D

Do you get out much ?

Welcome

Welcome to the forum Blair, yes some of us do have rather over active sense of humours. My speciallity is putting my foot in it big time (not very good with words LoL). I like u love flight sims and I actually had the original Microsnot one for the old SInclair QL!!! I dont fly for a VA as Im either building models, restoring a Canberra or being driven crazy by my 4yr old Demolition Expert. Bex

I have to fly the full 9 hours ive done flights longer like the 12 hour trek from EGLL to RJAA and the 15 hour from EGLL to VHHH have to do it at 1x due to ACARS otherwise it wont be valid on my flight reports.

Do you wear a dustman’s hat i do wear a hat sometimes
Do you wear cor blimey trousers Unfortunatly so
And do you live in a council flat not yet have done though

😀

Don’t mind Steve, you will get used to his humour, welcome to the forum and you actually ‘fly’ for nine hours at a time on the sim? Are these real hours or speeded up? That’s right, I know nothing about the subject!

In real life im a dustman and love the work some great guys and good pay too, i enjoy it so im happy as can be.
😀

Do you wear a dustman’s hat
Do you wear cor blimey trousers
And do you live in a council flat