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  • J Boyle

Time to put up or shut up….

We’re living in the age where everyone has a phone with still and video capability.

So I think it’s time that society needs to tell the nuts who still maintain there are UFOs, Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster that it’s time to come up with quality video or go back into their conspiracy theory holes (probably more correctly their parents basement). Time to grow up, get a job and date real girls. 🙂 🙂

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By: mike currill - 21st April 2014 at 14:31

For what it’s worth (not a lot) here’s my opinion as regards UFO’s. I agree with what someone else said ages ago, if we are the only intelligent life in the universe it’s a hell of a waste of space. I think that as regards space travel there are species out there who make our efforts look like the space equivalent of Bleriot’s hop across the channel.

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By: Bruggen 130 - 18th April 2014 at 23:31

Looks like a Whale Shark made it through the locks.

…with a little help from Photoshop or something.[/QUOTE]

Must have had a key after all then.:D

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By: snafu - 18th April 2014 at 20:29

The same reason why they never land in Leister Square.

Because they can’t find it on their GPS?

There may be evidence 🙂 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/loch-ness-monster-spotted-satellite-3428130 — i hope so

Looks like a Whale Shark made it through the locks…

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…with a little help from Photoshop or something.

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By: trumper - 18th April 2014 at 15:04

There may be evidence 🙂 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/loch-ness-monster-spotted-satellite-3428130 — i hope so

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By: J Boyle - 11th April 2014 at 01:48

How come aliens only ever abduct *******wits?

The same reason why they never land in Leister Square.

Then again, they night not like Chinese food. (That’s where my favorite Chinese places are in London.) 🙂

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By: snafu - 10th April 2014 at 20:30

Um…because it’s their turn?

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By: Stuart H - 10th April 2014 at 18:49

How come aliens only ever abduct *******wits?

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By: snafu - 9th April 2014 at 22:57

Ha ah – something to hide you have?

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By: Lincoln 7 - 9th April 2014 at 22:00

I didn’t………….:p

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By: snafu - 9th April 2014 at 19:36

There is always that old saying about men are from Mars…;o)

Where did you say you were from again?

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By: Lincoln 7 - 9th April 2014 at 18:02

Isn’t that where your from SNAF?????MARS…..:D
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By: snafu - 9th April 2014 at 14:56

MARTIANS!”!!^*(&%^$!!

ITS BLEDDY MARTIANS!!”£$%%^&*&^$£!!!

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Hey look a weird bright light was spotted on Mars

Do you see it? There’s a little beacon of light in the photograph of Mars above. It’s on the left side of the photo and it’s pretty darn bright. What could it be? More importantly, what do we want it to be? A Martian signal keeping track of the Curiosity rover? An alien laser beam? A key to a secret portal in the universe? A superhero?

Anything in our imagination is way better than NASA’s explanation of the light: which they’re saying “might be due to the sun glinting off a rock or cosmic rays striking the camera’s detector”. Lame.

Here’s what Justin Maki of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory and leader of the team that built and operates the Navigation Camera says:

“In the thousands of images we’ve received from Curiosity, we see ones with bright spots nearly every week… These can be caused by cosmic-ray hits or sunlight glinting from rock surfaces, as the most likely explanations.”
Come on NASA, don’t downplay the lights! At least entertain the thought that Curiosity has stumbled across some secret Mars base. Maybe! NASA says:

The bright spots appear in images from the right-eye camera of the stereo Navcam, but not in images taken within one second of those by the left-eye camera. Maki said, “Normally we can quickly identify the likely source of a bright spot in an image based on whether or not it occurs in both images of a stereo pair. In this case, it’s not as straightforward because of a blocked view from the second camera on the first day.”

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/hey-look-a-weird-bright-light-was-spotted-on-mars-1561160862

Its still the Martians, I tell you…[/sulk]

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By: Lincoln 7 - 9th April 2014 at 10:35

I think the Fairy Gannet posts belong on Historic.

Moggy

Like the suggestion Moggs…:D
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By: snafu - 8th April 2014 at 23:03

No, we/I let him fly away, pesky bird.

Yeah, right. The one that got away…

Bloody lying fishermen.

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By: Moggy C - 8th April 2014 at 22:04

I think the Fairy Gannet posts belong on Historic.

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By: Lincoln 7 - 8th April 2014 at 21:31

But did you eat him?

No, we/I let him fly away, pesky bird.
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By: snafu - 8th April 2014 at 21:19

Imagination…? Me…? Um…

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Err, no.

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By: trumper - 8th April 2014 at 19:52

Snafu–it’s Nessie,she is different and can do many things–have you no imagination 😀

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By: snafu - 8th April 2014 at 19:49

Something could be dropped by a bird into the Ness, probably but verrrrrrrr unlikely.
Just as likely as, for example, the haggis dragging the beastie in over the hills for a giggle.

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By: Bruggen 130 - 8th April 2014 at 19:36

Granted, but it is not going to make a habit of annually negotiating the locks/fish runs/weirs, is it..;o)

I just said that something could get in to Loch Ness by the Caledonian/Canal, I didn’t say it went on vacation every bleeding year.:D

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