I am probably doing the wrong thing by drawing even more attention to some of the petty squabbles that are developing but in the words of mine and probably many other peoples mothers “pack it in or I’ll bang your ‘eads together”.
We have a shared interest. Lets share our pastime and be respectful and pleasant to each other……….. please.
Thank you in advance.
Phil.
By: ken_murray - 21st October 2003 at 10:58
but cactus in my y-fronts made a loser out of me
By: von Perthes - 21st October 2003 at 10:50
How do you start a pudding race?
(RobAnt should get this one)
By: Nermal - 20th October 2003 at 15:07
If that was by popular request… Gawd help us all!
My lord, I have a cunning plan…
By: whalebone - 19th October 2003 at 23:55
In that case……….by popular request………
“Have you got a light Mac ?”
“No, but I’ve got a dark brown overcoat”.
By: Radial - 19th October 2003 at 17:44
Originally posted by ken_murray
“I’ve got cactus in my y-fronts, a vulture on my head”
I JUST BEEN KISSED BY A TENNESEE MISS, AND I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD.
By: trumper - 19th October 2003 at 17:36
Originally posted by whalebone
Well it has done the trick regarding an injection of cheerfulness so just before the end I add, from Vivian Stanshall’s Sir Henry at Rawlinson End:“Do you know what a palmist once said to me ?” she said “WILL YOU LET GO !”
😀 why the end?.this is one of the best threads on here?
By: whalebone - 19th October 2003 at 16:19
Well it has done the trick regarding an injection of cheerfulness so just before the end I add, from Vivian Stanshall’s Sir Henry at Rawlinson End:
“Do you know what a palmist once said to me ?” she said “WILL YOU LET GO !”
By: Flood - 19th October 2003 at 02:39
“Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats.”
Sorry, I thought I could give up on this thread, but then I found a few Father Ted quotes – and its remarkable how many wouldn’t really be, um, suitable for a family forum like this!
Ted: His note from the bishop said they never really found a suitable place for him… he’s not a very nice man, is he?
Dougal: God, Ted. I’ve never met anyone like him anywhere… who would he be like – Hitler or one of those mad fellas.
Ted: Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldn’t find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o’clock in the morning.
Flood.
By: RobAnt - 18th October 2003 at 00:19
Can a woman with a wooden leg change a pound note?
NO – Why?
Altogether Folks
BECAUSE SHE’S ONLY GOT HALF A KNICKER!!
By: Flood - 17th October 2003 at 20:29
It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go ‘[I]Aaaaaagghhhh![/I]’ and everyone just stares at you.
But if you do the same thing on an aeroplane, everyone joins in!!!
Flood.
By: atc pal - 17th October 2003 at 19:42
Otis B. Driftwood: It’s all right, tha-that’s in every contract. Tha-that’s what they call a sanity clause.
Fiorello: Ha ha ha ha ha ha … you can’t fool me. There ain’t no sanity clause.
By: topgun regect - 17th October 2003 at 13:15
If swimming is such good excercise, why are whales so fat?
If a tortoise loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
By: Flood - 16th October 2003 at 21:23
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Would you mind telling me, who’s brain I did put in?
Igor: And, you won’t be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will not be angry.
Igor: Abby-someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby-someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby-normal.
Tee hee?
Flood.
By: Nermal - 16th October 2003 at 13:21
Ahem…
Spare a talent for a poor ex-leper?
Nermal.
By: von Perthes - 15th October 2003 at 22:23
Where do the sick people of Lourdes go to get cured?
By: Mark12 - 15th October 2003 at 09:55
SEP is a TLA
What is TLA?
A Three Letter Acronym.
By: JDK - 15th October 2003 at 09:47
This is clearly an SEP field.
SEP?
Somebody Else’s Problem – you may ignore it if you din’t like it…
By: Flood - 15th October 2003 at 02:55
“Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs.” – Karl Marx, the least funny of the brothers?
Flood – giving you the chance to learn something even as you frown… “That’s not funny at all!”
By: Mark9 - 15th October 2003 at 00:00
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: 😀 Anna:p 😉 😀
By: von Perthes - 14th October 2003 at 23:55
Bloodnock – ‘Tell my ATS driver to put the car away, I shall be needing her’
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