It appears that some forum members seem to be confused as to the difference between en830 and mrs en830… so here’s five to help…
en830 has bigger boobies than mrs en830;
en830 is mid mid-life crisis, mrs en830 is no where near starting hers;
en830 couldn’t tell the difference between a delphinium and a geranium;
mrs en830 doesn’t care what the difference is between a sopwith camel and a dromedary she has better things to worry about;
en830 is banned from the forum for a whole week, mrs en830 hasn’t been banned and is enjoying the use of the computer whilst en830 weeds the garden, washes the other cars, cleans and cooks nice meals – it’s been a very productive weekend.
So I can’t see how anyone can get en830 and mrs en830 confused. To confuse the two of us isn’t normal.
By: Auster Fan - 19th July 2005 at 19:10
It’s never stopped me before.
Anyway, here’s another difference between EN830 and Mrs EN830. EN830 is somewhere in this picture, and Mrs EN830, erm, isn’t. (although if she’d like to one day, the offer’s there).
Invite Snapper along as well and he can make comments in his own inimitable fashion about the size and shape of her rear!
By: Auster Fan - 19th July 2005 at 19:08
Oh don’t worry, Mrs en830 is doing a fine job at holding her own 😉
So we heard…………….. 😀
By: Mrs En830 - 19th July 2005 at 19:07
Fancy this.. a woman vs 10 guys. :rolleyes:
No problem…
Ten blokes and one woman are hanging on to a rope beneath a helicopter (wow that got your attention … aviation interest). They know there are too many on the rope that if someone doesn’t get off, the rope will break and they’ll all die, but they can’t decide who should make the sacrifice. Finally, the woman gives a really touching speech, saying how she’ll give up her life to save the others because women are used to giving up things for their husbands and children, offering themselves to blokes and not receiving anything in return. When she finishes speaking, all the blokes applaud her bravery.
Proving that blokes (even 10 of them) should never underestimate the intelligence of a woman.
By: Mrs En830 - 19th July 2005 at 18:48
ok ok
How do you know when the wife is dead?
the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up 😉 … :p
How do you tell if your blokes died during sex?
He stays stiff for longer than two minutes.
Yep I’m home from work… Apparently we’ve got pork chops for tea… He’d make someone a lovely wife :diablo:
By: Deano - 19th July 2005 at 09:06
Fancy this.. a woman vs 10 guys. :rolleyes:
Oh don’t worry, Mrs en830 is doing a fine job at holding her own 😉
By: Deano - 19th July 2005 at 09:02
I went to those sort of parties in the sixties!!!!
By: steve rowell - 19th July 2005 at 07:14
Fancy this.. a woman vs 10 guys. :rolleyes:
I went to those sort of parties in the sixties!!!!
By: Deano - 18th July 2005 at 23:57
How To Speak About Women & Be Politically Correct
1. She is not a babe or a chick – She is a breasted Brit.
2. She is not a screamer or moaner- She is vocally appreciative.
3. She is not easy- She is horizontally accessible.
4. She is not dumb- She is a detour off the information
superhighway.
5. She has not been around – She is a previously enjoyed companion.
6. She is not an airhead – She is reality impaired.
7. She does not get drunk or tipsy – She gets chemically
inconvenienced.
8. She does not have breast implants – She is medically enhanced.
9. She does not nag you – She becomes verbally repetative.
10. deleted
😉
By: Arabella-Cox - 18th July 2005 at 23:45
Anyway … Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
It’s never stopped me before.
Anyway, here’s another difference between EN830 and Mrs EN830. EN830 is somewhere in this picture, and Mrs EN830, erm, isn’t. (although if she’d like to one day, the offer’s there).
By: Mrs En830 - 18th July 2005 at 23:38
The last time I looked at a diamond it didn’t do any of the following:
Chew my slippers
Crap on the carpet
**** it’s leg on the house plants
or Crotch sniff
Anyway … Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
By: Napier Sabre - 18th July 2005 at 23:26
At least dogs are real! Diamond, apart from value what use is it to you? :confused:
By: Mrs En830 - 18th July 2005 at 23:20
Yeah OK so blondes aren’t very good at one liners, but there again I’m not blonde.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.
All men are created equal. Poor things!
By: Napier Sabre - 18th July 2005 at 23:06
Right ok.
A blonde joke which isnt a one liner.
A Blonde boards an aircraft at Stansted. She sits down in your seat by the window. what do you do? Tell her that all the seats in the centre isle are going to Paris.
By: Mrs En830 - 18th July 2005 at 22:46
Yeah Yeah…
What do men and decaffeinated coffee have in common? No active ingredients.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.
By: Deano - 18th July 2005 at 22:36
ok ok
How do you know when the wife is dead?
the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up 😉
A perfect man, perfect woman & santa claus are in a lift, there is a £50 note on the floor, the lights go out, when they come back on the money has gone, who stole it?
The perfect man of course, the other 2 don’t exist :p
By: Mrs En830 - 18th July 2005 at 22:21
OK. Money is good! But why did god create man? Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
By: Andy in Beds - 18th July 2005 at 22:10
OK guys I suppose I should pay you all a compliment…
Why are men better than cats? Men only pee on the carpet in the bathroom.
OK then,
What’s pink, six inches long and drives a woman wild?
A ten pound note!
By: Mrs En830 - 18th July 2005 at 22:04
OK guys I suppose I should pay you all a compliment…
Why are men better than cats? Men only pee on the carpet in the bathroom.
By: Deano - 18th July 2005 at 21:38
Deano777 – You nearly had me fooled… thought it was a moderator with a sense of humour… Most guys act like they have intelligence and independence when the missus isn’t looking. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room!
ooo harsh words, and a challenge, I love challenges 😉
What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won’t do what she’s told.
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By: Delta - 18th July 2005 at 21:07
I married beneath me… Most women do.
Not most women….ALL women, only cos women cannot stoop low enough to meet a fella on equal terms! :diablo:
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