UK "Citizen Test"

Failed ignominiously,of course.

There’s a rich seam of humour here for thinking up questions that can prove how British your attitude is. I suggest –

I. Someone has pushed in front of you in the bus queue. Do you

a ) Remonstrate with them loudly that there is a queue,you know ?
b ) Say nothing to them but turn to the person behind you and say in a loud voice SOME PEOPLE ?
c ) Say nothing but give them the death stare ?

2. You are on holiday in the UK. On which days might you expect it to rain ?

a ) None. The UK is known for its pleasant climate.
b ) One or two,but only during the night.
c ) Every day except the day the holiday ends,when an unseasonal heatwave will begin.

3. When may you expect Easter eggs to be on sale ?

a ) In the two weeks before Easter only.
b ) From Good Friday to Easter Monday.
c ) Boxing Day.

Well done Kev. Which one did you get wrong ?

96%, just the one wrong although two other questions I could answer only by total guesswork.

Regards,

kev35

We still won’t let you into the UK, you will have to stay in Walsall :p

Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 53 seconds

Ooops :p

13 out of 24 (54%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 18 seconds Fail :rolleyes:

I failed with 58% 😡

I think that where I went wrong on some of them, was that I was expecting
them to be trick questions, so I didn’t go with the obvious answer.

It only took me six minutes and…..I FAILED! :diablo:

Looks like I’m coming back from my next holiday in the back of a lorry! :rolleyes:

I’ve got better things to do with my time – 45 minutes!!!!!!

These were basically engineered such that the average person would not get them, and the government could claim “the immigrants are more British than you”, since the immigrants would get higher scores due to studying for the tests. The very fact that natives score low on the tests proves what an inaccurate test it is! An accurate test, by definition, would be one in which the natives, without studying, would score very highly!

Here are a few good questions…

96%, just the one wrong although two other questions I could answer only by total guesswork.

Regards,

kev35

Which of the following TWO types of people get their prescriptions free of charge?

The Welsh, but no option for it.

Still only got 16/24 so guess I’ll pack my bags. Why couldn’t they have had some relevant questions like:

On a bank holiday you are likely to see
Battle of Britian
Any Bond film
Starwars
all of the above

At Christmas the soaps…
All have happy endings
Nothing happens
There is a major catastrophe with brimstone and fire

Whoever does the scoring should be shipped out also. 15 out of 25 is 60%, not 63 !!!! :diablo: