I come for visit, get treated regal
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke
Take bus to see employment bloke
Nice man treat me good in there,
He say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say come no more,
We send welfare to your door
Welfare cheques they make you wealthy,
NHS it keeps you healthy.
By and by, I got plenty money
Thanks to you British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland
Tell them come as fast as can.
They come in rags on back of trucks
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here we live together
More welfare cheques, it gets better.
Fourteen families they moving in
But neighbours patience wearing thin.
Finally British guy moves away
Now I buy his house and then I say
Find more aliens for house to rent
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash)
But they too draw welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good
And soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby it’s called breeding
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist, wife need pills
We get free we have no bills.
British man crazy he pay all year
To keep us illegals in comfort here.
We think UK very good place
Much too good for British race!
If they not like us they can go
There’s lots of room elsewhere you know!
By: Domin - 6th March 2003 at 17:26
I too have to say i’m finding the immigration situation wearing rather thin.
I’m one who believes the population of this country is too large as it is.
By: Geforce - 6th March 2003 at 15:52
Normally I would have to say `objections at this time, but i won`t. Indeed, the British immigration system sucks. There should be a European immigration service, then the asylum seakers could be stopped at the EU-border.
By: Simmer - 6th March 2003 at 11:44
I saw a programme on TV last night about dangerous animals. Don;t know if anyone else saw it but they were going round deciding on the most dangerous man-eaters.
There was a pride of lions in Kruger national park who had gained a taste for man-flesh by picking off immagrants taking a short cut through the park trying to get out of Mozambique.
Apparantly one particular pride had munched through 13 people in 18 days!
Of course the lions were being culled because of their new diet, perhaps we could chain a few up round Dover 😀
PS. This is meant in the best possible taste :p
By: Comet - 6th March 2003 at 09:09
Good on ya Wys!!! Keep ’em coming, don’t take notice of the woolly minded liberal do gooders who whine everytime someone mentions anything bad about asylum seekers.
By: MSR777 - 5th March 2003 at 20:22
I’m no racist but I have to say my view of the asylum situation “is not what it was”! Nice one wys.
By: Dazza - 5th March 2003 at 19:09
oof, squire
Wys, don’t let the bleeding heart, hand wringing crowd see this, they’ll have a bloody fit and start throwing rolled-up copies of ‘The Guardian’ at you!
Funny.:D
Regards, Dazza.
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