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Venus and the Moon.

It’s not even a nice one. Fat, cellulite and patchy.

If she prefers to wear anal floss instead of proper underwear for a tennis match, then why is she so shocked of her picture in the paper?

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By: old shape - 27th January 2010 at 18:03

No, Steve, they wouldn’t think it. It’s obvious enough to know without any doubt whatsoever! 😀

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Aaaw, shucks you guys!

I am very determinate when looking for partners though.

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By: PMN - 27th January 2010 at 01:57

Oh dear..anyone would think you were shallow ;):D

No, Steve, they wouldn’t think it. It’s obvious enough to know without any doubt whatsoever! 😀

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By: steve rowell - 26th January 2010 at 23:12

Eh?
I’d do the original, I don’t do porkers.

Oh dear..anyone would think you were shallow ;):D

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By: old shape - 26th January 2010 at 22:34

what if shes a fantastic personality…

She would not get a chance to give surname.

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By: spitfireman - 26th January 2010 at 21:09

what if shes a fantastic personality…

Er…..might not be a she……..:D

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By: J Boyle - 26th January 2010 at 20:59

what if shes a fantastic personality…

Nobody has that good of a personality. 😀

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By: laviticus - 26th January 2010 at 20:10

Eh?
I’d do the original, I don’t do porkers.

what if shes a fantastic personality…

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By: old shape - 26th January 2010 at 19:28

Oh……and just so Old shape doesn’t feel left out……………..

Eh?
I’d do the original, I don’t do porkers.

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By: old shape - 26th January 2010 at 19:27

On the front page of a recent Brummie paper:

Recent!!!!
That picture is 25 years old. Oh, you said Brummie.

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By: old shape - 26th January 2010 at 19:26

I’m sure that Ms Williams will cry herself to sleep tonight, now that the World knows that Some Bloke On The Internet doesn’t think she’s sexy. :rolleyes:

100% her loss. I’d have to be 90% drunk to offer her my services, she’s quite a minger even when dressed up. But I’d do it for England if the pay was right.

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By: FLYING SAUCER - 25th January 2010 at 23:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBjZGc9EbD8&feature=related

HEE HEE HEE!!

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By: Rocketeer - 25th January 2010 at 22:14

tee hee!!! I like the bobsleigh lady’s wardrobe malfunction!!

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By: spitfireman - 25th January 2010 at 22:02

Oh……and just so Old shape doesn’t feel left out……………..

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By: spitfireman - 25th January 2010 at 21:53

On the front page of a recent Brummie paper:

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By: stangman - 25th January 2010 at 20:08

According to the article
“In fact the world number six, who designs her own outfits, is just wearing skin-coloured hotpants to make the splits in her skirt stand out better.”

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By: Grey Area - 25th January 2010 at 19:46

It’s actually very unsexy too.

I’m sure that Ms Williams will cry herself to sleep tonight, now that the World knows that Some Bloke On The Internet doesn’t think she’s sexy. :rolleyes:

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By: old shape - 25th January 2010 at 19:43

So unworldly – Bless !!

You might want to avert your eyes if you’re of a sensitive disposition.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/more-sport/tennis/2010/01/25/venus-williams-and-other-questionable-tennis-knickers-pictures-115875-21993628/

It’s actually very unsexy too.

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By: BumbleBee - 25th January 2010 at 14:43

So unworldly – Bless !!

You might want to avert your eyes if you’re of a sensitive disposition.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/more-sport/tennis/2010/01/25/venus-williams-and-other-questionable-tennis-knickers-pictures-115875-21993628/

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By: Grey Area - 25th January 2010 at 14:26

What are you on about, old shape? :confused:

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