We need this!

Hell, I’m stuck in the middle with you?
No cutting ears off, please. More than enough blood, thank you! 😉

I sometimes get stuck in the middle, and it aint always a pretty sight!

Originally posted by Kat
“Sugar and spice, and all things…nice?”😉
Are you chosing to get involved here, Mike? Are you going to tell us that he doesn’t deserve a little… incentive?;) Would you rather it was you and not him on the receiving end?:D

Me? on the receiving end of you and Anna? Now that is a very scary thought, upon reasoned consideration I’ll stay out of it thanks I know when I’m well off 🙂

Oh yes. The old “he told me to do it…” plea.
Did you take any notice when I told you to send all your money to me? No! But you apparently decided that you heared me telling you to stand beside a cow or something and blame me!
Now admit it. YOU were actually certified for your fixation with Lily Savage wearing a bikini whilst riding a donkey side-saddle. I think fixated is not too strong a word to describe how you plastered the streets of Chippenham with flyposters emblazoned with such an image, sculpted the visage in chocolate and chicken wire, actually changed your name to Don K. Rider to publicise your infatuation, and appeared on a ‘Tricia’ (think of a sober Jerry Springer on the cheap) show entitled ‘I fancy ewe’ in which you confessed that you were unable to consumate your love because you had fallen for a kerb stone in the high street.
Did I also tell you to do any of those things? No.
I am also not going to tell you that you have forgotten to breath in and you are even forgetting to cover yourself occasionally. She will get you – yes she will – and it won’t be because I am telling her to do it!:D

Flood.

Its Flood….. it has been his plan… I was spending time near his animals when he got me certified! In truth he told me to do it as I wanted to get more entuned with nature.
I think, he thinks that Im a threat to him so he got all those men in lovely white jackets to look after moo.
I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with Mmoooo anymore and Im very safe.

Originally posted by Flood
…you were classified as safe but not to be left alone with domestic and farm animals (!) – have you strayed? Flood.

Is there something you’d like to tell us Kurmitz? 😀 😀 😀

So don’t try walking or chewing gum together, either! 😀

You may laugh but Im doing 3 things at once and everyone knows thats a hard thing to do!

I think Flood will keep the door barred so that Anna could scare you further! Look at yourself, standing there holding your stomach in, shivering with fear, and clutching yourself in case a sneaker interrupts your train of thought! 😀

Dont worry Mike, Im letting Kat and Anna think that im scared of them:(

As soon as Flood opens the door I can start defending myself from a safer distance…..

Originally posted by mike currill
Oh come now I thought girls were supposed to be nice, polite ladylike etc. Now you’ve spoily my impression of the fairer sex. Fairer my backside, fairer than what?

“Sugar and spice, and all things…nice?”😉
Are you chosing to get involved here, Mike? Are you going to tell us that he doesn’t deserve a little… incentive?;) Would you rather it was you and not him on the receiving end?:D

Originally posted by Flood
“Chicken!!!”

Flood (from the doorway, holding the door closed so that Kurmitz28 can’t escape!!!).

Ah, is dinner served?

Originally posted by Kat
I know who is pushing his luck here – and my version of the kiss of life involves a sneakered foot (mine!) and his family jewels interfacing!!!;) 🙂

Oh come now I thought girls were supposed to be nice, polite ladylike etc. Now you’ve spoily my impression of the fairer sex. Fairer my backside, fairer than what?

Originally posted by kurmitz28
Kat… I cant understand how you keep getting us mixed up…. im the slim, cute one!

And I am the cool liar standing by the door not quivering like a jelly whenever she looks at me! Really Kurmitz-boy, I thought you would be used to women again by now – afterall the rehabilitation course was supposed to have been successful and you were classified as safe but not to be left alone with domestic and farm animals (!) – have you strayed?

Flood.

Kat… I cant understand how you keep getting us mixed up…. im the slim, cute one!

Sorry, I thought I was looking at you, Kurmitz! 😮

Im nice, but the same cant be said about flood…. he is horrible..:D

Except to those who are not very nice! 😉

Yeah, right (!). – Nermal;)

I am very safe! Very,very safe!!! Possibly! 🙂