We Want To Chat (Merged)

You could say that Anna……just finished my 2 course lunch…….for the main course I had a nutri grain bar and for desserts I had a freddo chocolate bar………

……..I think that I am going to invest in some emergency rations for days in college…….when I have no bliming money……..:( 🙁 🙁

😮 Afternoon old chap 😀 you appear to be in the wars a tad today 😀 Anna 😉 😀 Tally Ho 😀

[CRASH!!!!!!!!!!]

[Engine no.4 gives out]

[Crew ordered by Mark to Bail Out]

[Engine no.2 also starts to splutter]

[Mark tries to restart engine no.3 but fails]

[He also fails to restart engine no.1]

[Engine no.1 splutters and gives out]

[Engine no.3 splutters and also gives out]

[Engine no.4 starts to splutter]

Where is everyone…….I’m declaring everyone MIA and I’m almost out of fuel……PAN PAN PAN!!!!!!

I need that landing clearance

Wanted: lady-friend for Spitfire-crazed idiot. Must be able to put up with mind-numbing bull**** about said aeroplane at all times. Oh, and must be cute.

Nootch! :p

:confused: :confused: What the Hell???????????? :confused: :confused:

I’m running seriously low on fuel here…….PRC 092 Heavy declaring Fuel Emergency……. 😀 😀 😀

😀 😀 Lol!! I send you one Daz 😀 😀 Anna 😀

Sweet 😉

Does it not have climate control then???

Dunno – still haven’t seen these alleged photos yet! 😉

😀 😀 Lol!! I send you one Daz 😀 😀 Anna 😀

😀 😀 Morning chaps dam cold today, my car is like a mobile ice-cube on wheels 😉 😀 Anna :rolleyes:

Request denied – we have a big fat chick sitting on the runway and we can’t shift her! :p

Thanks for finding my Mother-in-law for me, i wondered where she’d gone!!!!

Does Anna come to mind lad

Dunno – still haven’t seen these alleged photos yet! 😉

Wanted: lady-friend for Spitfire-crazed idiot. Must be able to put up with mind-numbing bull**** about said aeroplane at all times. Oh, and must be cute.

Nootch! :p

Does Anna come to mind lad

Wanted: lady-friend for Spitfire-crazed idiot. Must be able to put up with mind-numbing bull**** about said aeroplane at all times. Oh, and must be cute.

Nootch! :p

Request denied – we have a big fat chick sitting on the runway and we can’t shift her! :p

PRC Control……This is PRC 092 Heavy Requesting clearence to land………over…..

So you like a pear shaped lass do you lad

Depends………..although, she is a complete and utter (female dog) she’s a pain in my butt……..

One of the Barmen is from near Russia and she got in his way on a Friday night and, out of pure ignorance, wouldn’t move even after he asked her politely to do so……….so he put one hand on each of her shoulders and moved her out of the way………….now she is making a complaint about him for, What,……..Sexual Harrassment…………

……she’s also the worlds biggest control friek and that really does my head in………

I could go on like this for hours but I’m not going to bore you all with my problems…….that wouldn’t be fair of me but if anyone else is having simmilar problems……..I’M ALL EARS 🙂 🙂 🙂