We Want To Chat (Merged)

Gary please…
Not so warm here. Didn’t have to scrape the car this morning so that’s something.

Hi SP glad you managed to formate up with the rest of us.
Nah no WWIII. I just sometimes have a sense of humour failure but then again I have my pride and some jokes cease to be funny very quickly…

fine here spitfire pilot! glad to see you made it 😀 😀 😀

Morning Chaps………looks like I’ve missed World War 3 here……..How is everyone?????…… 😀 😀 Mark

super fine her Arm. damn cold though!

How do Zouz…
Life ok in France (apart form the overnight problems)

hello chaps nice to see its up and running here

Nah, it was entirely justified! I mean, we can’t all be ‘people of leisure’ can we?? :rolleyes:

Money!!!

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman; and, she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open; and, it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?” Embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears!”

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? ! Look at these boobs, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin — no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears? “

Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me.”

Perhaps that was a bit cruel…
Sorry.

Hope you get a fine for all the hassle over my car…!

😀 :p :p :p :p Must Dash TTFN 😮 :p 😀

That’ll teach you! 😉

Leave it out Anna… 😡

There is nowt wrong with my car – it goes. (touch wood) – can’t afford it to go wrong.
It may not be a super fast machine, it may not be a mega desirable make but it’s mine, it’s paid for, it’s taxed, it’s insured and most of all gets me (and my kids when I have them or anyone else I may be driving around with) from A-B with little fuss.

😀 😀 😀 Tax!!!! I new I had something due 😮 Anna 😀

Morning chaps, just past Arm Waver in his Trabant, seemed to be having engine trouble 😀 Hope the old chap makes it 😀 Anna :diablo: 😀

Leave it out Anna… 😡

There is nowt wrong with my car – it goes. (touch wood) – can’t afford it to go wrong.
It may not be a super fast machine, it may not be a mega desirable make but it’s mine, it’s paid for, it’s taxed, it’s insured and most of all gets me (and my kids when I have them or anyone else I may be driving around with) from A-B with little fuss.

I see!!!!!…………lol!!! 😀 😀 🙂 :D……………….. :diablo:

Morning chaps, just past Arm Waver in his Trabant, seemed to be having engine trouble 😀 Hope the old chap makes it 😀 Anna :diablo: 😀

Well………I’m going to clock off now so see you chaps tomorrow………….. 🙂 😀 🙂 Mark :diablo:

I see!!!!!…………lol!!! 😀 😀 🙂 :D……………….. :diablo:

Huh!!! Jealous not I old boy, only last week you informed me that you had to push it 1k down the B1112 :p :p Anna 😀 😀

Gary, that Trabant you drive old boy is dreadful!! time for a change old chap :p :p Anna. Now I really am late 😀 Lol TTFN

You’re only jealous becuse my car works better than yours…