Well, Did you ever………….

Like it Tony, Do they do a separation/ divorce cake, to celebrate FREEDOM………….:D………
Jim.
Lincoln .7

It’s called Wedding Cake. :very_drunk:

I thought you knew Jim, there is an item of food that puts women off sex

Send me a P.M. Tony, as to what it is….on….second thoughts don’t bother………:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7

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What is your inference about my mate Jim ? Are you inferring that he has a hairy palm? Are you saying that he is known to choke the chicken ?

Jim, this could be an occasion for Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne.

My inference with your so called mate, should I speak whats on my mind, would qualify for an instant ban. And I am not that stupid. He just likes to wind folks up. I guess he has nothing else better to do.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Not sure if you are aware but we apparently have younger viewers, and I am concerned that they might interpret the above fantasy as you engaging in coitus with a female to whom you were not married and get this thread deleted, rather than you doing a bit of DiY – which would have been a lot safer and you’d have been more familiar with anyway…

Is that why Moggy scrubbed your Post??? Will you never learn Snaf, you seem hell bent on getting up front and personal with a few members of late, and I can see the Mods giving you a little holiday if you carry on the way you are doing.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

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What is your inference about my mate Jim ? Are you inferring that he has a hairy palm? Are you saying that he is known to choke the chicken ?

Jim, this could be an occasion for Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne.

I was in digs, provided by B.R. and they had a nice daughter, hubby and wife went out for the night, and they came home early, and caught me SCREWFIXING theiir daughter. Had to find new digs. Ahh, happy days….:D.
How come you get more when your single, than when you are married?. SCREWFIXING that is……
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Not sure if you are aware but we apparently have younger viewers, and I am concerned that they might interpret the above fantasy as you engaging in coitus with a female to whom you were not married and get this thread deleted, rather than you doing a bit of DiY – which would have been a lot safer and you’d have been more familiar with anyway…

Originally Posted by Bruggen 130
You gave up a fit bird for Doncaster, know I now your bonkers Jim
I was in digs, provided by B.R. and they had a nice daughter, hubby and wife went out for the night, and they came home early, and caught me SCREWFIXING theiir daughter. Had to find new digs. Ahh, happy days…..
How come you get more when your single, than when you are married?. SCREWFIXING that is……
Jim.
Lincoln .7

I thought you knew Jim, there is an item of food that puts women off sex

Well, remember the old saying, It’s better to have loved and lost – Much better!

You gave up a fit bird for Doncaster, know I now your bonkers Jim:D

I was in digs, provided by B.R. and they had a nice daughter, hubby and wife went out for the night, and they came home early, and caught me SCREWFIXING theiir daughter. Had to find new digs. Ahh, happy days….:D.
How come you get more when your single, than when you are married?. SCREWFIXING that is……
Jim.
Lincoln .7

know I now your bonkers

Now I know you’re drunk…its a disgrace!

And leave his bonkers out of it…;o)

Many yrs ago, the ONLY woman I loved, and myself, split up, because part of my apprentiship, meant me living in Doncaster for a year,
Jim.
Lincoln .7

You gave up a fit bird for Doncaster, know I now your bonkers Jim:D

It’s something we will never know.Sometimes i think it is better not to know BUT the old saying of it’s better to have love and lost than never to have loved at all also springs to mind.
Love is a strange thing,it varies from person to person ,couple to couple.

But but butbutbut… If you had married her then you would end up not loving her…

You only loved her because you never married her…;o)

Oh I don’t know SNAFU, there was something between us, I never had known before, or since.

Jim.
Lincoln .7

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CD

How much can I identify with that. I confess to one major, all consuming regret – SELFISHNESS. Unthinking, unfeeling selfishness. I cringe when I think about it.

You only loved her because you never married her…;o)

Just wish I’d known so I could have ‘loved’ them back! 😉

Many yrs ago, the ONLY woman I loved, and myself, split up, because part of my apprentiship, meant me living in Doncaster for a year, at BRs main repair/engine building plant.

About 10 yrs ago, I was in John Lewis, at Peterborough, when this very attractive woman said, “Hello Jim, long time, no see, how are you?.” I ashamedly stated, “Sorry, do I know you?.”, it turned out, it was the girl that I loved and lost.And to rub salt into the wound, she was married also.
Aint life a Bitch.then you marry one, then you die.

Jim.
Lincoln .7

Well if they are raking in zillions by doing nothing except grinning for the camera and passing inane comments as required I would be surprised if they would want it any differently. Would you?

I’m relieved to know that apparently someone loved you.

Just wish I’d known so I could have ‘loved’ them back! 😉