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Were you a fool?

Were you a fool on April Fools day? Anybody prank you good? For me, no. People tried but ultimately failed. Apart from some obvious stupidity from our local news containing Lamas and tunnels to France (Kudos CTV, kudos) I was not fooled at all.
How about Yourselves?

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By: Saab 2000 - 3rd April 2003 at 15:37

Haha, ok. I guess it was best not to pull something as controversial as last year!

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By: KabirT - 3rd April 2003 at 06:05

Originally posted by Saab 2000
I really am surprised you did not pull off something like last year Kabir :p

frankly i had no idea what kind of prank to pull of this time!:rolleyes:

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By: Saab 2000 - 2nd April 2003 at 20:27

I really am surprised you did not pull off something like last year Kabir :p

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By: KabirT - 2nd April 2003 at 06:42

oh no one fooled me…but i did pull of the biggest prank on my friends!…i love this day!:D

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By: mongu - 2nd April 2003 at 01:29

A client of mine is an Austrian, from Linz. He was in a bad mood about a year ago because a bank in Munich had messed something up. He called me and muttered away for while, then camer out with a gem:

“Zese Germans, zey are all like Hitler”

Which if you recognise Hitler’s origins, is very funny!

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By: EN830 - 1st April 2003 at 23:27

Polish Captain to his sergeant “Sergeant you see a German and a Russian coming over the hill towards you, which do you shoot first”?

The sergeant thinks for a moment and then answers his Captain “German sir”

Captain “why is that Sergeant”?

Sergeant “Well sir, you know what they say, business before pleasure”

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By: Snapper - 1st April 2003 at 23:21

Yes. I feel sorry for the person who has to share his foxhole. Miserable bugger. It was funny when the old boy said

“Good afternoon my arrse you boche barstard”.

Very funny. Perhaps he missed it?

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By: EN830 - 1st April 2003 at 23:11

Should switch to

Satalite reception, I find the picture a lot clearer, though I doubt if the signal would reach planet Ad0nis.

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By: Snapper - 1st April 2003 at 23:07

What
and block out the sunshine ??????

???????????????????????????????

Yes. With his dying breath he admitted to the chief that his dream was a bit fuzzy.

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By: EN830 - 1st April 2003 at 23:04

Ambush

Is that a Greek bacon tree?

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By: Snapper - 1st April 2003 at 23:02

I saw that episode too.

Yes, isn’t he wound up? He really should get out more – I have an excuse. Marriage.

A greek soldier walks into a bar,
Well, he’s hardly likely to walk into an ambush at home, is he.

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By: EN830 - 1st April 2003 at 22:54

Snappy

Did you find a 2CV dumped in the skip as well ?

I think you have a point though, AdOnis still has the gripes with you.

http://www.keypublishing.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11253

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By: Snapper - 1st April 2003 at 22:41

Rome would have been built in a day, but I didn’t have the contract for the plastering, and the painters couldn’t make it until after the weekend. Then, the bloody skip was full up with mattresses and a fridge!

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By: EN830 - 1st April 2003 at 22:34

Remember

Rome wasn’t built in a day and you can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Woh what is this stuff I’m taking???????????

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By: Snapper - 1st April 2003 at 22:30

I doubt it:

http://www.keypublishing.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11253

But Normandy should be nuts!

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By: EN830 - 1st April 2003 at 22:23

Given time

We’ll whip their sence of humour into shape.

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By: Snapper - 1st April 2003 at 22:19

Yes. When I wake up. Keltic doesn’t though:

http://www.keypublishing.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11377

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By: EN830 - 1st April 2003 at 22:06

Do you ever get the feeling

that at times people take you far too seriously?

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By: Snapper - 1st April 2003 at 22:03

Oh no my dear Pullover, I baited the hook and dropped it in the pond myself – I had good fishing today…

My mate at work wouldn’t phone my wife and parents, calling himself ERNIE. The git.

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By: EN830 - 1st April 2003 at 21:26

Snapper

Hook line and sincker I believe !!!!

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