By: ageorge - 10th December 2003 at 18:28
Originally posted by Ren Frew
Since we became the city of culture, the ladies of the night have gone upmarket, they even accept plastic these days !Not quite sure how the swipe the card though?:p
Awww yeuch !!! 😀
By: Ren Frew - 10th December 2003 at 18:27
Since we became the city of culture, the ladies of the night have gone upmarket, they even accept plastic these days !
Not quite sure how the swipe the card though?:p
By: ageorge - 10th December 2003 at 18:25
Originally posted by Nermal
All these answers and no one mentioned bouncey-bouncey!:rolleyes: – Nermal
I’m married , wedding cake is a hyper contraceptive , 2 bites of that and you can forget bouncy – bouncy until she starts feeling broody again .
By: ageorge - 10th December 2003 at 18:23
Originally posted by Ren Frew
Feck all !Apparently now that Mrs Ren is in Sydney I should have posted the crimbo stuff weeks ago ?
Bugger it and pass me a humbug !:mad:
Wow Ren , that gives you spare cash for those Glasgow ladies of the night down at the Bus Station , class chicks !!
By: DazDaMan - 10th December 2003 at 18:17
Originally posted by ageorge
Obviously your a Tiger in bed big man !!!!!!!!!! 😀
Put a Tiger in her tank – rarrrrr 😉 lol
By: Nermal - 10th December 2003 at 15:41
All these answers and no one mentioned bouncey-bouncey!:rolleyes: – Nermal
By: Snapper - 10th December 2003 at 15:38
Nah, she’s just fed up with watching a piglet at the dinner table.
By: Ren Frew - 10th December 2003 at 15:33
Originally posted by DazDaMan
Pirates of the Caribbean on DVD, a few CDs, and a Tigger nightie.Tigger. Why did it have to be Tigger??
Tigger… I thought you said Trigger ? Oh well I won’t bother doing any horse gags then.:D
By: ageorge - 10th December 2003 at 13:57
Originally posted by DazDaMan
Pirates of the Caribbean on DVD, a few CDs, and a Tigger nightie.Tigger. Why did it have to be Tigger??
Obviously your a Tiger in bed big man !!!!!!!!!! 😀
By: DazDaMan - 10th December 2003 at 09:30
Pirates of the Caribbean on DVD, a few CDs, and a Tigger nightie.
Tigger. Why did it have to be Tigger??
By: Nermal - 10th December 2003 at 09:29
A flat what?;) – Nermal
By: Mark9 - 10th December 2003 at 01:40
Even well he and I:p
By: Mark9 - 10th December 2003 at 01:39
Flood we he and I by a Flat:D 😀 Anna;) 😉
By: Ren Frew - 9th December 2003 at 23:54
Feck all !
Apparently now that Mrs Ren is in Sydney I should have posted the crimbo stuff weeks ago ?
Bugger it and pass me a humbug !:mad:
By: ageorge - 9th December 2003 at 21:34
A new car , mine got written off today – so I’m claiming hers and she is getting the smallest , cheapest car I can buy a – Suzuki Alto , 1000cc , power steering , electric pack ( electric seat hopefully !!! ) all for £4800 brand new on the road .
By: F-18 Hamburger - 9th December 2003 at 21:28
A hamburger made out of diamonds.. or a diamond hamburger.. can’t seem to decide :confused: :confused: 😮 :confused: 😮
By: Snapper - 9th December 2003 at 20:50
That’s original Steve. Make sure you know the right sizes, and buy something practical that she can wear when she’s doing the ironing.
Bought my wife a necklace made of bones (from me) and some earrings made of bones (from my daughter) with a credit from work (I got 25% discount – it was £13. That’s a bag of nuts and a beer.) I bought some paper for a quid (bloody rip off. Make her iron it and store it I will). and had the whole lot sorted in no time.
I would have bought her more, but as we forked out a ton on a deep fat fryer (stainlss steel and dishwasher washable) for ourselves, the deal was to spend a fiver each only. I’m not really a tightwad! Besides, there’s still the alcohol and cheese to buy.
By: mike currill - 9th December 2003 at 09:14
Haven’t even thought about it yet.
By: SOC - 9th December 2003 at 08:22
Pfft, me, as I’ll be in-country this year!
Seriously, whatever she wants. It’s better for my well-being that way 😀
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