What does the ranking mean

A friend of mine who does drive real dragsters from Santa pod is really peed that the press have latched onto that mentally ill bod Beiber and his sport and lumped them together.

Hadn’t even noticed it until now..

Still I hope the next stop for the confiscated cars is

http://www.usmarshals.gov/assets/assets.html

And one hopes he becomes someone’s Bitch for a few months… That should make him think again.

Am I not allowed to mention that he (Bieber) has been arrested in Miami Beach for Drag racing in his Lambo

At an eye watering 60 mph.

I guess the poor little twonk has never been shown where second gear is.

Moggy

By all accounts there are “bits”, precisely what the bits are is less clear, for instance as yet very little has been found occupying the space between his ears.

His bits in custard. Now there’s an image best avoided! Having only become aware if who he is recently I would take some convincing that he has any bits!!

Re post #3:
“The ONLY time it is permissible to mention Justin Bieber is to let the forum know that he has been very badly injured in some horrific accident involving a cattle-prod and his genitals.”

Am I not allowed to mention that he (Bieber) has been arrested in Miami Beach for Drag racing in his Lambo while under the influence of alcohol [URL=”http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25863200“] ?

I suppose it’s too much to hope that the fuzz may have used a tazer on his bits while in custardy(!):rolleyes:

And if you have to ask, you haven’t used the search function (or it’s on the blink again!). 😉

Re 7

frankvw

Well, it’s certainly good to know what our masters think of us. I’ll do my best to live up to expectations.

Actually, the ranking is based on some obscure calculation (never bothered to check it) about how long you have been a member of this asylum, and how much nonsense, I mean, material you’ve posted here.

But it’s largely irrelevant, as you can change that in the user control panel.

Everything else Creaking Door said is largely true.

CD: Cattle prod, eh ? That won’t solve the issue in that case… Sound will still be produced, and it might end up as a record that teenagers will squeal in unison. On the plus side, maybe all the fans will try the same, sparing us a new generation… :p

If you are getting that close I think he’d let you drop the D and just call him C, don’t you?

CD,

I’m beginning to warm to you. There could be romance in the offing.

:D:D:dev2:…but a bit unfair on a new member!!

Nothing. You can edit to put your own rank or anything else you want to..!

Wrong!

Actually, the rankings are based on a highly complex and somewhat mystical algorithm; although I do not profess to understand it completely here are some of the things that I have learned (sometimes at great cost):

Quote with caution and never, never, never quote the entire immediately preceding post; don’t ask – all I can say is that life if for the living and it is better not to dwell on these things!

The forum is definitely improved by good spelling and punctuation. Now you may be posting from your iDoo-Dah while para-snowboarding down the Matterhorn but if you are not it is better that the spelling and punctuation of your posts reflects that. Otherwise forum members tend to think you cannot be bothered to get it right or that you are retarded (or both); you also may get set-upon by the grammar-vigilantes, which is not uncommon (especially if they are losing an argument)!

You may think that other forum members will not know if you have washed recently or if you are wearing deodorant and pants – trust me, people can tell!

Try not to go off-topic wildly; whatever the topic is it is bound to eventually get round to the fact that it is all the fault of immigrants, Margaret Thatcher, the EU, gun-owners, the BBC or the French, so don’t rush it and just let it get there naturally. By the way I’m fairly certain this wasn’t a problem until the French started doing it!

The ONLY time it is permissible to mention Justin Bieber is to let the forum know that he has been very badly injured in some horrific accident involving a cattle-prod and his genitals.

Nazi-Germany lost World War Two. We all know that they had the best generals, the best men, the best aircraft, the best tanks, the best submarines, the best ships, the best small-arms and by far the best uniforms and that the only reason that the Nazis lost was that the Allies cheated by all ganging-up on Germany and forcing them to fight on two fronts at once, and that by some terrible oversight the Germans forgot that it gets a bit chilly in Russia around October-time! Also if Nazi Germany had managed to hold-out until 1956 then they would have won with all those nuclear-powered invisible UFO stealth-fighters that they were just hours-away from perfecting. Anyway, they lost – just get over it!

There is no such expression as ‘damp squid’ although obviously by their very nature damp squids do exist; the correct expression is ‘damp squib’ but considering the millions of damp squids that do actually exist it is easy to see where the confusion arises.

I am sure there is more that I can add to help you improve your ranking but I cannot think of anything off-hand…

…if other forum members can think of anything I am sure they will add it to this thread.

Nothing. You can edit to put your own rank or anything else you want to..!!:highly_amused: