By: Flood - 17th March 2004 at 23:05
Originally posted by steve rowell
It was a great show, bring it back!!!
But they all died – driving over a cliff in a double decker bus.
http://www.4q.dk/yo.htm
Flood.
By: Ren Frew - 17th March 2004 at 10:43
Originally posted by Snapper
Vanian Jr? Oh My!
Little Emily Vanian, born Feb 9th 2004. New tour , new bassist coming up.
By: steve rowell - 17th March 2004 at 08:55
It was a great show, bring it back!!!
By: Snapper - 16th March 2004 at 21:55
Vanian Jr? Oh My!
By: Ren Frew - 16th March 2004 at 13:16
Originally posted by Snapper
Not at all. Red for Vanian and his wife, and Tescos value bitter for the Captain (He’s a ******…) I’d stick to milk with Monty, and Pinch would probably prefer a Stella.
And Calpol for the new Vanian junior !
Old woman carrying corpse in a wheelbarrow says to Neil: “Excuse me young man, do you dig graves?”
Neil: “Yeah, I think they’re alright” 😀
By: GZYL - 16th March 2004 at 11:18
My favourite quote is:
“Rik: Vyvyan where did you get that Howitzer from???
Vyvyan: Found it!”
By: Snapper - 16th March 2004 at 07:49
Not at all. Red for Vanian and his wife, and Tescos value bitter for the Captain (He’s a ******…) I’d stick to milk with Monty, and Pinch would probably prefer a Stella.
By: Flood - 15th March 2004 at 22:48
Hmm. Would it be social suicide to serve red or white wine to go with The Damned?
Flood.
By: Snapper - 15th March 2004 at 22:45
But the best episode was the one that made me want guests around …..
Catch the tide at the flood
my tv screen is seeking blood
my walls my floors,are red too
the night is coming after you
I only hear the silver screams of pain
he’s coming for you again and again
there’s no escape,there’s no way out
Catch catch the horror taxi
i fell in love with a video nasty
catch catch the horror train
freeze frame gonna drive you insane
The axe is sharp and the blade is keen
creature features,spirits on your screen
shadows fall,in all this gloom
you’re not so safe
in the safety of your room
All i want is to make a killing
to drill a killer might be really thrilling
why are my victims so unwilling
you cant be sure that you wont see me
careful with that axe you meanie
Catch catch the horror taxi
i fell in love with a video nasty
catch catch the horror train
freeze frame gonna drive you insane
catch catch the horror taxi
i fell in love with a video nasty
catch catch the horror train
freeze frame gonna drive you insane
catch catch the horror taxi
i fell in love with a video nasty
catch catch the horror train
Oh to have the Damned for dinner……….
By: dezz - 15th March 2004 at 22:38
Originally posted by Ren Frew
Who had the world’s stickiest bogey ?
Toxteth o’gradey, USA, had the stickiest bogey, as well as holding the world record for the amount of marsh-mallow’s stuck up one nostril. 604, if my memory serves?.
Viv : I’m going off now, to stuff loads and loads of paper down the toilet !!!!!
Dezz 😀
By: Ashley - 15th March 2004 at 14:14
My favourite episode is the one where they go trick-or-treating…the bit with the cattleprod…:D
Hang on a mo, that’s Bottom isn’t it? :confused:
Ashley
By: Ren Frew - 12th March 2004 at 15:00
“So what’s your name then girlie?”
“Helen”
“It’s a good job your surname isn’t Back isn’t it?”
“It is Back actually”
By: Wrenchbender - 12th March 2004 at 14:40
Yea that’s it! BOrin,g Boring, Boring, Even mindless violence is boring today. Wacks neil in the head with a cricket bat.
By: Nermal - 12th March 2004 at 10:54
Neil: How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, me, ’cause I’m the only one that does anything around here anyway.
Vyvyan: I myself have three pairs of socks, and three pairs of knickers. That means I’ve only worn them… 269 times each since the last wash.
Vyvyan: Neil, is it really necessary to nail the plates to the table? What happens when we want to play Monopoly? Go directly to plate? Do not pass plate nailed to the table by a stupid hippie?
Rick: Hey, wouldn’t it be amazing if all this money was real?
Vyvyan: That is the single most predictable and BORING thing that anyone could ever say whilst playing Monopoly.
Rick: So tell me Mrs. Vyvyan, why did you give him a girl’s name?
Vyvyan: This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Rick: Vyvyan, you never told us your mother was a bartender.
Vyvyan: She was a shoplifter when I knew her.
Manure salesman: We’ve come about the muck.
Rick: Muck?
Manure salesman: You know manure.
Rick: Yes.
Manure salesman: We’ve been told to drop a load in your garden.
Rick: Now listen. Nobody, I don’t care who they are, is doing a two ton poo outside my front door.
Manure salesman: Just though you might need it to cover up that dead hippie you just murdered.
(Vyvyan hits Rick in the crotch with a cricket bat because he interrupted Mike)
Rick: Ha, ha jokes on you, missed both my legs.
(Door blows up)
Rick/Mike: Vyvyan.
Vyvyan: Vyvyan. Vyvyan. I swear every time something blows up in this house it’s always bloody Vyvyan.
(Vyvyan talking about his potion)
Vyvyan: The person who drinks it will become an axe-wielding homicidal maniac, it’s a cure really… for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.
Vyvyan: “I put it (serum that turns you into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac) in a Coke can so nobody’d drink it by mistake.”
Neil: “You know, I just bet that a bit later on someone does drink that and turns into an axe-wielding homocidal maniac.”
Rick: “Yes, I bet that as well. That’s just the sort of crazy imaginative thing that happens around here.”
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D – Nermal
By: Ren Frew - 12th March 2004 at 10:35
“Amazulu ?”
“Is that right big man? Ah’m a Glaswiegian!”
By: Nermal - 12th March 2004 at 10:18
They all died.
CLIFF!!! – Nermal
By: Ren Frew - 12th March 2004 at 09:15
Who had the world’s stickiest bogey ?
By: EN830 - 12th March 2004 at 08:58
They became the “Old” ones and “Bottom”.
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