What gets "Up your.. ??……

Berkeyboy.

I can’t believe you have said that, I have friends in Aus, and they should enter the 2012 Olymipic Games, as they would all win Golds for moaning.:rolleyes:

Jim.

Lincoln .7

Crikey, You blokes, shelias must spend your time grumbling about these little upsets and let them upset you-just smile and you’ll lead a happier life.
berkyboy

Getting up today, and finding again as usual, it’s pouring down with rain, mind you, the weeds in the garden are thriving:rolleyes:

Jim.

Lincoln .7

Louie (Victor Meldrew in training)

Don’t worry Louie, your training has already started:diablo:
Stay on this forum, which is the best one since sliced bread, and I guarantee, you will soon become a fully fledged member of the V.M club.

If forum members can’t answer you questions, no one can. It can be quite educational, stay with us. 😉
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Any phone call that starts “This is an important message about your”:mad:

The person that completely cut the corner turning into the bottom of my street the other day nearly hitting me head on.

And why when ever you watch a TV show now it’s X number of meters high or Y number of kilometers fast! I have no idea what that is:rolleyes:

Louie (Victor Meldrew in training)

TonyT.
Tony, this poor chap would have been damned if he did(As he was) and damned if he didn’t.
Mind you, I once attended the scene of an accident on a bridge, (Narrow) on the Lincs/Cambs boarder. The bridge was the boundry line between both. It seems impossible, but half the car was in Lincs, and the other in Cambs.
I was first at the scene, no injuries, and then the Cambs driver arrived at the scene got out of his car, carrying a 50 ft tape measure. He wanted to measure the scene, to see which County had the most of the car in it, to see which Force would be dealing with it, ie, Lincs or Cambs, I told him if he was too bone idle to do it, as it was inches into Cambs to ******* off, and I would deal with it. He left, and although I took on his job, he didn’t even stay and give me a hand.
Jim.
Lincoln ..7

I see stupidity has spread across the pond.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18715684

Last night, some Bas****s who went down our street, and poured paint stripper on cars, 14 in total.THE police have totaly lost it, as their station is in the same street, they have CCTV cameras all around THEIR property, giving their cars cover by the cameras, but nothing in the Town its’self.to protect their property.
When you joined yrs ago, you took an Oath, “To protect life and property”, seems like the whole of this Country, together with the Banks, has gone down the Crapper. 😡
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Does chocolate teapot cover it, or worse than that?

Close..! ;):);)

I hated them before this last round of ‘news’ about how bent they are.
Between 1993 and 2003 (when I sold it) I ran an engineering business in London, now I’m running my own business again–albeit on a much smaller scale.
Guess how useful the banks were on either occasion..??

Does chocolate teapot cover it, or worse than that?

I hated them before this last round of ‘news’ about how bent they are.
Between 1993 and 2003 (when I sold it) I ran an engineering business in London, now I’m running my own business again–albeit on a much smaller scale.
Guess how useful the banks were on either occasion..??

Totally agree with you, these scum that have been falsely inflating the interest rates to squeeze money out of everyone should be sacked, stripped of all bonuses and jailed…. They should not be able to hold a position in ANY financial way or form for the next 10 years

Banks and the people who run them.

The driver who sped up behind me flashing his lights for me to move over on the M6 today.
Heavy rain,in the outside overtaking lane doing 60 to pass two side by side trucks as the spray they kicked off was to much for the wipers.
Move over to where?????

Large gas and leccy bills, even when we have done our best to cut back.

Jim.
Lincoln .7

Health and safety gone mad…
Ive had to don Hard hat,Hi-viz,Boots AND Gloves.
to walk 20 feet across a totally empty full furnished office new build and turn on a switch to a 13amp plug,that had been turned off.

Do you mean to tell us you forgot to wear your breathing apparatus?.:diablo:Shame on you:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7

hampden 98 and Paul178.

Funny you both should both say that, as yesterday, I was walking past Specsavers…………………………………………………….:D:D
I recon it’s age related to the over 60s:diablo:
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Health and safety gone mad…
Ive had to don Hard hat,Hi-viz,Boots AND Gloves.
to walk 20 feet across a totally empty full furnished office new build and turn on a switch to a 13amp plug,that had been turned off.

I find those things unreadable as well. I keep clicking for a different set in the vain hope that I can get something I understand!

Website form crypto codes, you know the ones. Strange graphic representation of random letters and numbers against a jazzy background to prevent bots spamming forums.
The problem I have with them is that most are UNREADABLE BY HUMANS!