What Puzzled You Today? (Life's Little Mysteries)

When there are serious delays and cancellations on the rail line I use, most of the remaining trains are half their normal length. How can that possibly help?

Why I bother getting up at 4am to walk 5 miles in the dark.:D

Who on Earth would pay $24 for a pizza in the first place :confused:

Steve, this is Britain, the rip-off capital of the world

Walking to work this morning I saw a whole, untouched 14″ pizza floating in the river. Why would anyone go into a shop, order a pizza, wait for it to be cooked, probably pay about £12 for it, then just take it out of the box and throw it in the river? :confused:

Who on Earth would pay $24 for a pizza in the first place :confused:

Went on a company 10-pin bowling night and found that our names had already been entered into the computer along with that of “David Blake” who no one had ever heard of. Couldn’t delete it, so to keep the game going we each took it in turns to be “David Blake” Played three games, and the non-existent “David Blake” won each one comfortably. :confused: I can only think that each of us was more relaxed bowling as “David Blake” than we were when playing under our own names, and consequently played better.

Puzzled?
The parallel universe that: –
(a) puts that Teaspoon in the washing up bowl as you empty it.
(b) steals a sock from the washing machine
(c) takes all your money after a good night out. (Expenditure [minus pack of fags and the Kebab and the 2 glasses of wine I bought] divided by price of pint = 32. Yeah, right. I’m on my back at 8).

baseball isent that what we used to call rounders at school.:diablo:

ahh could well be a warmup exercise too

Maybe, but how do they tell that by swinging all-four at once (with one pair of hands)? :confused:

A warm-up exercise possibly?

i believe its to find which one they can swing best with that particular game

could be wrong?

Because they only have two hands:confused:

:rolleyes: Yes, but why pick them all up in the first place?

😀 Good point

Why, when going into bat, do baseball players pick-up about four bats and swing them all together then drop them all except one?

id of ate the pizza first :p

Why would anyone go into a shop, order a pizza, wait for it to be cooked, probably pay about £12 for it, then just take it out of the box and throw it in the river? :confused:

Maybe the ‘anyone’ fell in and was also floating down the river somewhere?

Birds must be dying off all the time,so how come you hardly ever see a dead one unless it’s been got by a car or a cat ?

1. Why people don’t carry jump leads in their cars.
2. People that do have jump leads in the car but no idea how to use them.:rolleyes: lucky i am a good Samaritan.

Hey, I always carry jump-leads in my car and I know how to use them…

…unfortunately that says more about the sort of cars I used to drive than my ‘Samaritan’ credentials!

I’ll tell you one frightening thing; I went to check the ‘spare’ in a car I’d just hired the other day (yes, I am that sad!) and was shocked to find the spare-wheel-well in the boot only contained a foam holder with a electric tyre-pump in it!

I ask you…..what ******* use is that if you’ve got a flat tyre in a foreign country in the middle of the night? 😡

So they sent me two cups, and instructions……

INSTRUCTIONS?????
Only the two cups,i told the wife they needed a dozen…….ahhh it was good while it lasted…lol

Do birds wait for me to wash the car????

1. Why people don’t carry jump leads in their cars.
2. People that do have jump leads in the car but no idea how to use them.:rolleyes: lucky i am a good Samaritan.

I had a snip 4 years ago (whimped out and paid for it at a local private clinic so as to be asleep while they did what had to be done…)

3 months and 6 months after the procedure you have to be tested and need to provide a sample. So they sent me two cups, and instructions……

“we recommend privacy”…..

why !?

Well I think you should at least go indoors. 😉