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What will Snappers next rant be about?

I know be[B]cause I suffered his snearing invective as regards this particular subject – with a few choice expletives thrown in for good measure [/B] (ok, I lied about it being a few…) – but lets see if anyone is even remotely [B]close before he returns and stamps this [I]particular m[/B]ountain into a mole hill…!;)

A clue? Lets just say [/I] that [U]he was fuming and that should be enough for this time of night (19:25hr[/U]s BST).

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By: Colonial Bird - 17th October 2004 at 17:49

taking mass enjoyment in our queasiness and pleas for him to shut up

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By: Flood - 17th October 2004 at 17:44

He would happily explain in full detail…

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By: Colonial Bird - 17th October 2004 at 17:42

Oh, yes- that too!

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By: Flood - 17th October 2004 at 17:38

To every detail in his privy, I expect… Ugh!

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By: Colonial Bird - 17th October 2004 at 17:33

I’m sure he’ll make us privy to every detail!

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By: Flood - 17th October 2004 at 17:31

Do we really need to know about what happens inside him?
Eww!

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By: Colonial Bird - 17th October 2004 at 17:30

I imagine it’ll be about that Chinese place and what it did to his insides…

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By: Flood - 17th October 2004 at 15:29

And so to his next rant…?

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By: Snapper - 7th October 2004 at 19:02

I train people to say, inaudibly, F*** you very much sir.

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By: Snapper - 7th October 2004 at 14:02

I am a star, pal. I had tupperware. I was just deprived of enough guns.

I don’t do customer care courses. I don’t do courses. I train people.

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By: EN830 - 7th October 2004 at 12:12

Snapper doesn’t seek attention, it comes naturally.

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By: Arthur - 7th October 2004 at 11:04

Those photographers sure know how to give a nice look to a post, don’t you think? Very visual.

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By: Snapper - 7th October 2004 at 10:44

Yep, was nice as pie to her. True pro as pointed out. However, her phone number is on the packet…..

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By: Colonial Bird - 7th October 2004 at 07:49

Hey, Mark- did you cut her negs all to pieces? :p 😀

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By: steve rowell - 7th October 2004 at 06:29

Ah! vintage Snapper

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By: Snapper - 6th October 2004 at 23:41

GODDAMNED STUPID BORING BITCH BANGING ON ABOUT HOW SHE CAN HAVE HER PICTURES CHEAPER AT ASDA AND HOW SHE HAS SPENT THE LAST THREE WEEKS CHECKING PRICES IN ALL THE LOCAL SUPERMARKETS AND HOW THEY AREN’T THAT DIFFERENT AND THE FRUIT AND VEG ARE BETTER IN TESCOS BUT THE TOILET PAPER IS MORE IN MORRISONS AND ALL THIS WHILE I HAVE TO CLOSE AND GO HOME AND ESPECIALLY TONIGHT AS THERE HAVE BEEN PROBLEMS FOR SOMEONE CLOSE AND THE BITCH DESERVES A GOOD DAMN HIDING FOR KEEPING ME 20 MINUTES LATE FROM LEAVING.

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By: EN830 - 6th October 2004 at 23:39

His next rant will be on the price of goat feed, it’s that time of the year

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